Prim and proper Nsibambi

Prime Minister Apollo Nsibambi is one of the few people who will do anything to keep his record as the number one time keeper in this country unbroken. During the recent Ministers’ retreat, he told of how he has usurped the bed-making role from his wife, so that she goes straight to making breakfast in order to have it on table in time. There are more sides to the well-bred Nsibambi. In order not to be misreported in the press, he sends his burly bodyguard to deliver copies of the speech he is scheduled to present the evening before every function, to all major media houses. And to drive the point home, he always interrupts his speech to ask whether “The mass media” are around.
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