Makerere fresher asks for slippers

By Pidson Kareire

Confusion erupted in Makerere-Kavule recently when a fresher asked a sugar daddy for money to buy slippers.

Susan Asayo, fresh from Kaberamaido, was at TLC club in Wandegeya with other friends last weekend.

As fate had it, she was able to attract one of the men instantly.

Although the man could not express his interests in English, his money did.

However, when he had had one too many, he started speaking a language similar to English.

After realising this weakness, the girls started backbiting him.

Whenever they said he was as ugly as a chimp, the man responded, “Babawe beer (have another round of beer).”

However, trouble came after he dropped the girls at their hostel. He remained in his Pajero, asking his babe what she needed.

The fresh belle said, “Sweetheart, I need slippers.”

The man sped off in disbelief she was a university student, since many of them want expensive items.