By Alex Balimwikungu Crazy things surely happen at Makerere University a.k.a Ivory Tower. Take for example Peter, a Mass Communication student resident in Lumumba Hall. By the average campus standards, he is considered to be needy. True to his Lumumbist character of "never-say-die", he has been living by double standards. He borrows massively to spend on his girlfriend, Tracy, of Mary Stuart Hall (Box). In addition to the borrowing, he tells lies about himself to keep his girl and himself, interested in going on with their relationship. Recently, however, Tracy popped into the guy's room unannounced. This was after her last examination. Behold what she saw. Her Peter was busy munching pancakes and washing them down with water. It was not chips and chicken, a standard he had set as the minimum, so he had told her. An attempt to throw the pancakes under the bed brought more embarrassment. The pancakes hit the wall and rolled back twice as fast finally settling at the feet of the agape Tracy. The young lady could not take it and she began accusing him of not being himself. Of course being the Lumumbist he is, Peter could not take it lying down. They did have quite a heated exchange. When Peter's pals asked about the noise in his room, he first faked ignorance but later narrated the ordeal sending them into bouts of laughter. He has since parted ways with Tracy but has been spotted with a college girl a.k.a. "Michael West" whom he retorts is like a "Telecel Mango" since she is juicy, does not need service fee and is the hottest talk at campus. Ends