Riddles

Who can shave 25 times a day
and still have a beard?
- A barber

If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have?
- Two because you took two

It stands on one leg with its heart in its head. What is it?
- A cabbage

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
- 12! A dozen of anything is still 12