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Between the sheets sleaze reaches us that XXXXX MP, who sits on a powerful Parliamentary Committee has been having a lurid affair with XXXXXXX, wife of a Bank of Uganda official who handles xxxxxxxxx. And that's not all! The two love-birds have sired a baby boy - now eight months, unknown to the banker. Sleaze scouts also tell of how the mother, who is a lawyer, often hides the child at the MP's residence at night, only to breast feed him the following day in a bid to avoid detection. Mbu now the lawyer has acquired a sleek white Toyota Corona car to ease her early morning breast feeding treks!
Ooooh la la!