FUN: What men usually say and what they really mean

“That’s women’s work” REALLY MEANS it’s dirty, difficult and thankless.

“It’s a guy thing” REALLY MEANS I can’t explain it to you. I have no chance at all of making it logical.

“Can I help with dinner?” REALLY MEANS why isn’t it already on the table?

“It would take too long to explain” REALLY MEANS I have no idea how it works.

“We’re going to be late” REALLY MEANS now I have an excuse to drive like a maniac.

“Take a break, honey, you’re working too hard” REALLY MEANS I can’t hear the football commentary over your work noise

“That’s interesting, dear” REALLY MEANS are you still talking?

“Honey, we don’t need material things to prove our love” REALLY MEANS I am broke.

“It’s really a good movie” REALLY MEANS it’s got guns, knives, fast cars, and good looking women.

“You know how bad my memory is” REALLY MEANS I remember the names of all Arsenal players since 2000, the phone number of my first girlfriend, the number plates of all vehicles I have ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.

“What did I do this time?” REALLY MEANS oh, what did you catch me doing?