Hooking A Rich Lady
HOW would you feel just in case you married a woman who won’t ask you for service fee and airtime but a wife who would give you a swanky BMW X5 for a birthday present? Just like some women, men would also want to marry successful multi-millionaire women. <b>Denis Jjuuko</b> zeros on a dozen possib
Kampala Casino
Gambling places are always filled by the affluent. That is where they go and spend their evenings. You can catch up with them there. Go there for a drink everyday and when you see one, keep eye contact. In case you fear her, knock her champagne-filled glass over. Apologise and head straight to the cash bar. Next time say hello and start from there. Rule number one, Do not go there with your girlfriends of the campus days. Be single or with the boys all the time.
Be a Waiter.
If you can’t afford a drink at the casino, try being a waiter there. Yes, this one works. And it is not only the casino where you can find these rich souls. Try other fancy hotels and restaurants. Not the filthy ones in Bwaise. As you do your work, always make sure that you serve her every time she appears. Pull her a chair to sit and ask her whether she is feeling fine. After serving her, don’t take a seat behind the counter. Come and ask her whether she is okay even if you are 105% sure that she is well. Women always want somebody who cares. Play your cards right and you will be in her arms soon.
Be a Fuel Pump Attendant
This is another chance to get to see the wealthy lady. Whether she likes it or not, one day she will come for fuel. Do not work in Natete. Apply for a job somewhere in Bugolobi or along Wampewo Avenue. The rich do not stay in poor suburbs. They want places that are voguish. Shell City Square is a good one as well. When she comes, serve her with a smile and kindly request her to come back again. She will fall for you. Women always go for people who are not showy anyway.
Coffee Shops
After a hectic day’s work, don’t just rush home. Hang around Ban Café, 1000 cups, Steers or any other near you. These days it is trendy to sip coffee in the evenings. Go there and sit on an empty table. If your dream lady walks in and fails to get a table and ask her to join you. Do not even rush to give her your business card when you begin an animated conversation. Just ask her, “How is work?â€
Tease her with the, “How are the children?†line. She will indicate if she is married or not.
Smartness counts.
To get a rich lady, you must be good in selecting what suits you better. I am not saying you should look for Vito Artioli shoes of the Saddam/Bush fame from Wina Classic, but if you can put them on the better. You can be smart with the little money you have.
Be neat as well. Iron that shirt, tuck it in and make sure that pair of shoes isn’t covered in dust. Polish it well.
Trim your beard and make sure that the O-shape is visible. Spend some money and time on grooming yourself. Brush up, my brother. The perfume must be worn.
No rich woman wants a man who stinks like a he-goat. Grooming is exceptionally important
Work as a marketer
Marketing executives meet a lot of people while on duty. Go to the offices with your well written proposals, even if you know that her company isn’t interested. Your presentations will show her how confident you are.
And that is another mark. Secondly, marketing people are always in the society pages. Do not seek to appear in gossips though, let gossip scouts look out for you (for good reasons of course).Yes, some women want people with power.
Go to the Cinema.
Stop this habit of hiring movies to go and watch at home. You won’t meet anybody rich at your den. Go to Cineplex Garden City. Watch the movies on a Thursday or Friday after office hours. Do not just go in late. Go about 30 minutes earlier and drink something in the lounge. You will soon know whether she is there. Then follow her to the seats.
Get near her. When she laughs at Jackie Chan’s dancing trickery in The Tuxedo, laugh as well even if you aren’t interested. If she claps, clap as well. Look at her and ask her for anything that can help you get more noticed. But try your best not to review the movie to her as you walk out.
Intelligently ask her the next time she will be watching a movie. Be there too and sit near her again. It will work man!
Visit health clubs
Stop waking up every morning to jog from one corner of your village to another. The rich don’t do that. They visit health clubs. Go to the gym in the best hotel you have ever heard of. Visit the unisex sauna near you. Even if it isn’t unisex, chances are still high that you will interact with them. This will be you best opportunity to show off your hairy chest and muscular body. Start swimming as well. And when a suspected rich newcomer paces in, swim near her. When she fails some of the strokes, don’t wait for the lifesaver to give some help. Help her out. You never know: She might be the rich woman you have been looking for.
The Church
Churches are other ways of finding rich single women. Don’t drink on Saturday and fail to wake up. Go to Kampala Pentecostal Church, All Saints or Rubaga. The rich pray. Never carry a Bible or a songbook. Sit on the same pew with her and make sure that you share the one she came with.
I think that is the way some notables in the city have been able to send in the social manifestoes which have earned them a partner for keeps. (Ehemm....not referring to anyone you and I might know. Just stating facts).
Work or shop in a reputable Supermarket.
In a supermarket like Shoprite or Uchumi, the chances are high that you will get her when she comes shopping. The affluent do not just shop anywhere. They go to these big markets that stock whatever they need. If you work there, it will help you get one. If you do not, stop shopping in Owino. These are the places.
Go there and move around as you shop.
Find her there and say hi to her. Do it more than once on different days and the rich woman will be your keeps. Ends
Gambling places are always filled by the affluent. That is where they go and spend their evenings. You can catch up with them there. Go there for a drink everyday and when you see one, keep eye contact. In case you fear her, knock her champagne-filled glass over. Apologise and head straight to the cash bar. Next time say hello and start from there. Rule number one, Do not go there with your girlfriends of the campus days. Be single or with the boys all the time.
Be a Waiter.
If you can’t afford a drink at the casino, try being a waiter there. Yes, this one works. And it is not only the casino where you can find these rich souls. Try other fancy hotels and restaurants. Not the filthy ones in Bwaise. As you do your work, always make sure that you serve her every time she appears. Pull her a chair to sit and ask her whether she is feeling fine. After serving her, don’t take a seat behind the counter. Come and ask her whether she is okay even if you are 105% sure that she is well. Women always want somebody who cares. Play your cards right and you will be in her arms soon.
Be a Fuel Pump Attendant
This is another chance to get to see the wealthy lady. Whether she likes it or not, one day she will come for fuel. Do not work in Natete. Apply for a job somewhere in Bugolobi or along Wampewo Avenue. The rich do not stay in poor suburbs. They want places that are voguish. Shell City Square is a good one as well. When she comes, serve her with a smile and kindly request her to come back again. She will fall for you. Women always go for people who are not showy anyway.
Coffee Shops
After a hectic day’s work, don’t just rush home. Hang around Ban Café, 1000 cups, Steers or any other near you. These days it is trendy to sip coffee in the evenings. Go there and sit on an empty table. If your dream lady walks in and fails to get a table and ask her to join you. Do not even rush to give her your business card when you begin an animated conversation. Just ask her, “How is work?â€
Tease her with the, “How are the children?†line. She will indicate if she is married or not.
Smartness counts.
To get a rich lady, you must be good in selecting what suits you better. I am not saying you should look for Vito Artioli shoes of the Saddam/Bush fame from Wina Classic, but if you can put them on the better. You can be smart with the little money you have.
Be neat as well. Iron that shirt, tuck it in and make sure that pair of shoes isn’t covered in dust. Polish it well.
Trim your beard and make sure that the O-shape is visible. Spend some money and time on grooming yourself. Brush up, my brother. The perfume must be worn.
No rich woman wants a man who stinks like a he-goat. Grooming is exceptionally important
Work as a marketer
Marketing executives meet a lot of people while on duty. Go to the offices with your well written proposals, even if you know that her company isn’t interested. Your presentations will show her how confident you are.
And that is another mark. Secondly, marketing people are always in the society pages. Do not seek to appear in gossips though, let gossip scouts look out for you (for good reasons of course).Yes, some women want people with power.
Go to the Cinema.
Stop this habit of hiring movies to go and watch at home. You won’t meet anybody rich at your den. Go to Cineplex Garden City. Watch the movies on a Thursday or Friday after office hours. Do not just go in late. Go about 30 minutes earlier and drink something in the lounge. You will soon know whether she is there. Then follow her to the seats.
Get near her. When she laughs at Jackie Chan’s dancing trickery in The Tuxedo, laugh as well even if you aren’t interested. If she claps, clap as well. Look at her and ask her for anything that can help you get more noticed. But try your best not to review the movie to her as you walk out.
Intelligently ask her the next time she will be watching a movie. Be there too and sit near her again. It will work man!
Visit health clubs
Stop waking up every morning to jog from one corner of your village to another. The rich don’t do that. They visit health clubs. Go to the gym in the best hotel you have ever heard of. Visit the unisex sauna near you. Even if it isn’t unisex, chances are still high that you will interact with them. This will be you best opportunity to show off your hairy chest and muscular body. Start swimming as well. And when a suspected rich newcomer paces in, swim near her. When she fails some of the strokes, don’t wait for the lifesaver to give some help. Help her out. You never know: She might be the rich woman you have been looking for.
The Church
Churches are other ways of finding rich single women. Don’t drink on Saturday and fail to wake up. Go to Kampala Pentecostal Church, All Saints or Rubaga. The rich pray. Never carry a Bible or a songbook. Sit on the same pew with her and make sure that you share the one she came with.
I think that is the way some notables in the city have been able to send in the social manifestoes which have earned them a partner for keeps. (Ehemm....not referring to anyone you and I might know. Just stating facts).
Work or shop in a reputable Supermarket.
In a supermarket like Shoprite or Uchumi, the chances are high that you will get her when she comes shopping. The affluent do not just shop anywhere. They go to these big markets that stock whatever they need. If you work there, it will help you get one. If you do not, stop shopping in Owino. These are the places.
Go there and move around as you shop.
Find her there and say hi to her. Do it more than once on different days and the rich woman will be your keeps. Ends