Give Natasha a big break!
Oct 10, 2003
I am sick and tired of hearing people raise hullabaloo over nothing. This issue of Natasha Museveni’s millions-of-shillings birth should not even have arisen. <br>
SAGARA’S WACKY WORLD
By Harry Sagara
I am sick and tired of hearing people raise hullabaloo over nothing. This issue of Natasha Museveni’s millions-of-shillings birth should not even have arisen.
"Mbu" she used the presidential jet to push her tot. So what if she did? The jet is called “The Presidential Jet,†the President is Yoweri Museveni and his family, of which Natasha is a member.
So, what is the problem if the presidential daughter uses the presidential jet to give birth to a presidential grandchild?
Ministers send their families to go shopping in government cars, I have not heard anyone complain about it. Some ministers’ cars have been seen traversing red-light districts but, still, I have not heard anyone complain about it.
So, what is this that the Aworis of this world are making noise about?
The only thing I enjoyed about this Natasha circus was President Museveni’s missive in last Sunday’s newspapers.
I did not know that the guy had such a brilliant command of English. I found it hard to believe that John Nagenda did not have a hand in this.
He told us that his family is targeted by certain people and, it is true. Indeed his family is targeted.
The first member of his family to be targeted was Afande Muhoozi Kainerugaba.
It was during those days when he was still a teenie. He was bombed with an assortment of love-bugs from a one Charlotte Kuteesa, so much he went into a trance. Soon, the only thing he was able to say was “I DO†“I DO!â€
As the President was recovering from this experience, another member of his family was also being targeted by a boy who spent his single-figure years walking over 20 kilometres daily to school.
This boy was called Odrek Rwabwogo! He aimed at one of the President’s daughters and shot cupid’s arrow right through her heart! Today, they are married and call each other “darling.†Then the next daughter to be targeted was Natasha who got on the wrong side of a city lawyer called Edwin Karugire.
My mother always told me that the last person you want to be locked up with in a room is a lawyer. So, this lawyer, using his lying….. ooooops, I meant “legal†skills, made sure the only thing Natasha knew was him.
There, you have it. With all the President’s children being targeted and with such a passionate centre of attention, who are you to blame him for flying his Natasha to Europe just to give birth?
Mr Awori, do not be aggrieved by the fact that the presidential jet flew Natasha to Germany. What you should do is go to the bush for five years and fight this government.
After you have done this, get sworn in as president and tell us that the past regime’s leaders were like muchomo… I mean pigs, and convince us that your regime is more peaceful than the previous one(s).
Proceed to fly your daughter, Taaka Awori to Germany in “our†chopper and see whether we shall make any noise about it.
I am going to fight in case I hear anybody talking about Natasha’s birth-flight to Germany.
We should be discussing how much money Mr. Silas Majyambere put in that envelope to Justice Ogoola and whether the money was meant to buy only one soda or a trailer load of Coke.
Just give Natasha a break….. I mean she is on maternity leave and the last thing she wants is post-partum stress. And Diana please, stop crying! Natasha will be okay.
Sagara10@yahoo.cosm
075445367
By Harry Sagara
I am sick and tired of hearing people raise hullabaloo over nothing. This issue of Natasha Museveni’s millions-of-shillings birth should not even have arisen.
"Mbu" she used the presidential jet to push her tot. So what if she did? The jet is called “The Presidential Jet,†the President is Yoweri Museveni and his family, of which Natasha is a member.
So, what is the problem if the presidential daughter uses the presidential jet to give birth to a presidential grandchild?
Ministers send their families to go shopping in government cars, I have not heard anyone complain about it. Some ministers’ cars have been seen traversing red-light districts but, still, I have not heard anyone complain about it.
So, what is this that the Aworis of this world are making noise about?
The only thing I enjoyed about this Natasha circus was President Museveni’s missive in last Sunday’s newspapers.
I did not know that the guy had such a brilliant command of English. I found it hard to believe that John Nagenda did not have a hand in this.
He told us that his family is targeted by certain people and, it is true. Indeed his family is targeted.
The first member of his family to be targeted was Afande Muhoozi Kainerugaba.
It was during those days when he was still a teenie. He was bombed with an assortment of love-bugs from a one Charlotte Kuteesa, so much he went into a trance. Soon, the only thing he was able to say was “I DO†“I DO!â€
As the President was recovering from this experience, another member of his family was also being targeted by a boy who spent his single-figure years walking over 20 kilometres daily to school.
This boy was called Odrek Rwabwogo! He aimed at one of the President’s daughters and shot cupid’s arrow right through her heart! Today, they are married and call each other “darling.†Then the next daughter to be targeted was Natasha who got on the wrong side of a city lawyer called Edwin Karugire.
My mother always told me that the last person you want to be locked up with in a room is a lawyer. So, this lawyer, using his lying….. ooooops, I meant “legal†skills, made sure the only thing Natasha knew was him.
There, you have it. With all the President’s children being targeted and with such a passionate centre of attention, who are you to blame him for flying his Natasha to Europe just to give birth?
Mr Awori, do not be aggrieved by the fact that the presidential jet flew Natasha to Germany. What you should do is go to the bush for five years and fight this government.
After you have done this, get sworn in as president and tell us that the past regime’s leaders were like muchomo… I mean pigs, and convince us that your regime is more peaceful than the previous one(s).
Proceed to fly your daughter, Taaka Awori to Germany in “our†chopper and see whether we shall make any noise about it.
I am going to fight in case I hear anybody talking about Natasha’s birth-flight to Germany.
We should be discussing how much money Mr. Silas Majyambere put in that envelope to Justice Ogoola and whether the money was meant to buy only one soda or a trailer load of Coke.
Just give Natasha a break….. I mean she is on maternity leave and the last thing she wants is post-partum stress. And Diana please, stop crying! Natasha will be okay.
Sagara10@yahoo.cosm
075445367