The Political Ramblings Of A Doddering Old Man

<b>TB, when it comes to being idle, you are the authority. Now James Rwanyarare is trying to steal your limelight?</b><br>From where I stand, the only credentials he has, is holding press briefings, where he rambles on, uttering gibberish like a man desperately courting senile dementia!

TB, when it comes to being idle, you are the authority. Now James Rwanyarare is trying to steal your limelight?
From where I stand, the only credentials he has, is holding press briefings, where he rambles on, uttering gibberish like a man desperately courting senile dementia!

Those are harsh words which, with all due respect, you must justify. Before you do so, who exactly is this Dr. James Rwanyarare fellow?
Rwanyarare, so I am told, speaks on behalf of the President. He is a diehard UPC man and the heir apparent, and, in his rambling mind, the next President of Uganda!
Now to justify my harsh words, Rwanayarare sometime back boldly announced that first son, Major Muhoozi Kainerugaba and Lt. Gen. David Tinyefuza were critically injured in a gun battle with Kony and had been flown to German for treatment.

Er, there is something I don’t quite get. You said he speaks on behalf of the President. I thought that job belonged to John Nagenda and Mary Okurut. Secondly, I don’t quite follow what Kainerugaba and Tinyefuza have to do with Rwanayarare.
When I said he speaks on behalf of the President, I did not mean Museveni. You see, languishing in Lusaka, Zambia, is an old man who, like Rwanayarare, has been courting senile dementia.
This old man, Milton Obote, to be precise, still thinks he is President of Uganda and justifies his claim by writing letters on headed State House Entebbe stationary.

And the Kainerugaba and Tinyefuza saga, how exactly was it resolved?
Well, two days after Rwanayarare made his utterances, he was embarrassed when, out of the blue and nursing no battle injuries, Tinyefuza appeared on the steps of Parliament.

Do you think Rwanayarare has any friends? Do you think he calls Cecilia Ogwal and takes her to dinner at Fang Fang to discuss policy issues?
The last person Ogwal will have dinner with is Rwanayarare, for at one point, it was she doing the ramblings on behalf of UPC until she had issues with Milton Obote. Rwanayarare bumped Ogwal out of the way and scooped the top job.

In your opinion, apart from Rwanayarare having a suspected case of senile dementia, do you think he is a coward too, because he has been accusing Bukenya of not being a macho man?

Well, he claims he is not. and that he is a man who puts his money where his mouth is. He is not a coward like Vice President Bukenya is who, so he claims, does not have the guts to say he wants the top job. You see, Rwanayarare may win a war of words, but if it came down to fists, I am sure Bukenya would seriously box him, much in the same way that Tanzanian boxed Godfrey Nyakana to the floor.
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