The cleverer, the less sex you want

Apr 24, 2009

IF you are intending to ascend the marital bed with a professor, expect cobwebs in your groins. You will be like Man U fans cheering Arsenal to beat Liverpool when the Arsenal fans themselves are cheering Liverpool to beat them. But if you want sex twice

IF you are intending to ascend the marital bed with a professor, expect cobwebs in your groins. You will be like Man U fans cheering Arsenal to beat Liverpool when the Arsenal fans themselves are cheering Liverpool to beat them. But if you want sex twice or three times a day like a dose of Panadol, do your hunting among school drop outs and the redundant unemployed.

The University of North Carolina, USA, examined teenagers’ sexual habits and revealed that smarter adolescents start having sex later than teens of average intelligence. An adolescent with an IQ of 100 - average intelligence - was up to five times likely to have had sexual relations than a peer with an intelligence score of 120-130. The analysis revealed that for each point increase in intelligence score, the probability of sex went down 2.5% for boys and 1.6% for girls.

The link between sex drive and intelligence is also revealed in another research by a US magazine, American Demographics. After surveying 10,000 adults on their sexual life and education background, they concluded that the more intelligent you are, the less sex you have and you want to have.

In other words, if you think that 30 minutes are a beep, that sex is patriotism in practice and cannot spell the word ABSTINANCE, or any one of the three mentioned, you are dim-witted. But if you feel like spending most of your honey moon on a game of chess and cannot remember the last time you wriggled with Beloved, you have a brain that was designed to make inventions after inventions.

According to the research, intellectuals with postgraduate qualification had sex an average of 4.3 times a month; ordinary graduates 5 times, secondary school drop-outs 7.8 while those who saw no books had a whooping 11.6 times per month, almost three times more than people with masters and PhDs.

This means if your date across the table can explain Credit Crunch, knows the relative theory of inertia or has a solution to female sexual harassment in Police, your chances of seeing their nakedness soon are as slim as Arsenal title hopes. But if this person has never heard of the word, Economics, you can as well get ready for sex.

Psychologists think it is inferiority complex. A person, who thinks the partner will be impressed at a neighbour’s graduation party, must make a point the previous night to prove that the groin can outtalk the brain.

But a professor, who is respected per see, applauded at conferences and consulted in vital matters, thinks he has nothing, aside from pen and paper, to prove. Their high esteem creates psychological pressure and anxiety to extend the aura to the bed. They approach sex the way KCC dated El Merriekh recently, fearing that their fire-spitting prowess in lecture rooms and conferences would not be matched between the sheets. And the more they can avoid this embarrassment the better.

Naturalists say sex is our animal instinct to survive. The closer to our ancestor in intellect you are, the more you will vigorous pursue sex. But for an academician, whose brains are distracted by new stimuli, discoveries, challenges, patriotism and Migingo Island, sex ceases to be priority.

Every brain-challenging pursuit competes with our animal drive for sex. That is why people, who are ambitious, busy planning strategies and those who succeed from hard work in life, cease to be controlled by the urge for sex. Ambition is actually the best form of contraception. Idleness has a way of pushing blood into the groins.

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