Crazy But True
<b>Emperor forced to see emperor</b><br>JAPAN — Police detained a Spanish tourist who swam naked in the moat around the Imperial Palace in Tokyo in a bid to see the emperor. The man jumped into the water, tried to scale the palace wall as police chased him.
Emperor forced to see emperor
JAPAN — Police detained a Spanish tourist who swam naked in the moat around the Imperial Palace in Tokyo in a bid to see the emperor. The man jumped into the water, tried to scale the palace wall as police chased him. He told the imperial guard that he wanted to show the emperor his manhood, which he referred to as ‘emperor’. “I want the emperor to meet his namesake,†he said. Police say they have to investigate his motives.
Vicar in hospital with strange case
UK— A vicar reported to hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked. The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table. He insisted he had not been masturbating using the potato. He had to undergo an operation. Doctors say other items they often remove from people’s bottoms include cans of deodorant, cucumbers and Russian dolls.
JAPAN — Police detained a Spanish tourist who swam naked in the moat around the Imperial Palace in Tokyo in a bid to see the emperor. The man jumped into the water, tried to scale the palace wall as police chased him. He told the imperial guard that he wanted to show the emperor his manhood, which he referred to as ‘emperor’. “I want the emperor to meet his namesake,†he said. Police say they have to investigate his motives.
Vicar in hospital with strange case
UK— A vicar reported to hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked. The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table. He insisted he had not been masturbating using the potato. He had to undergo an operation. Doctors say other items they often remove from people’s bottoms include cans of deodorant, cucumbers and Russian dolls.