The Cranes have made us better lovers
Jun 06, 2007
HAVE you realised that the victory over Nigeria has made us better lovers? There is no way you would want to spoil the fun by getting cross with your partner. Even for those whose partners refused to accompany them to Namboole Stadium, it has ceased to become an issue.
HAVE you realised that the victory over Nigeria has made us better lovers? There is no way you would want to spoil the fun by getting cross with your partner. Even for those whose partners refused to accompany them to Namboole Stadium, it has ceased to become an issue. And I am praying that those who are not yet compliant, to join our declaration of unilateral cease fire on squabbles in relationships.
It is a pity that when our population secretariat was projecting Uganda’s population growth, they did not factor in the victory over Nigeria’s Super Eagles. The moment that final whistle blew at Namboole over the weekend, I felt enough power and stamina to populate this country to more thousands or so.
I am sure many male Ugandans received enough motivation to carry their victory beyond the Nigerians. Scientific evidence suggests that such a beautiful victory delivers hormonal surges and other physiological changes that affect their everything: optimism, self esteem, passion sexual emotion... name it to the passionate fans. Victorious fans exhibit higher levels of physiological arousal at games, are willing to spend, share emotions, bond with colleagues and enjoy generally higher self-esteem than people uninterested in sports.
If this includes sex for people who were not distracted by the very celebration, Saturday night must have turned into a war zone in most bedrooms. And because I have evidence that the euphoria was spread evenly through out the country, the population secretariat should begin to organise a new census for next year. Those two penalties could have added unto us a few more babies. Do not underestimate the nocturnal narratives of the Namboole game in the comfort of warm embraces.
Studies show that testosterone levels in male fans rise markedly after a major victory and drop just as sharply after a defeat. Testosterone is primarily a sex hormone that enhances sexual urge, energy and immunity levels. Dr. James Dabbs, a psychologist at Georgia State University measured testosterone in the saliva samples of 21 Italian and Brazilian men in Atlanta before and after Brazil’s victory over Italy in the 1994 football World Cup. The Brazilians’ testosterone rose an average of 28%, while the Italians’ levels dropped 27%.
Testosterone, mixed with excitement, heals the body and soul the same way Benny Hinn does. It improves sperm count, stabilises the vaginal receptive environment, sets the right moods and the required state of mind. That also solves the problem of erectile dysfunction and lubrication problems. A year from now, we shall be cerebrating The Cranes-Eagles’ baby boom. Just watch out.
You should have seen the way we shouted, sang, blew our trumpets, hugged whichever person was near enough and really enjoyed victory. I used the chance to carry out a mini survey, whose research methodology included diving into the chests of strangers and noting the reaction of their partners.
All the people were welcoming without any inhibition or display of jealousy. I would be jumping up and down with some girl as her guy is doing the same with someone else. Then, I would get to him and do the same to appear not to be selective.
That showed me how common goals and aspirations, when underlined with a strong passion, can generate a sense of belonging, happiness, well-being and collective euphoria.
God bless The Cranes.
It is a pity that when our population secretariat was projecting Uganda’s population growth, they did not factor in the victory over Nigeria’s Super Eagles. The moment that final whistle blew at Namboole over the weekend, I felt enough power and stamina to populate this country to more thousands or so.
I am sure many male Ugandans received enough motivation to carry their victory beyond the Nigerians. Scientific evidence suggests that such a beautiful victory delivers hormonal surges and other physiological changes that affect their everything: optimism, self esteem, passion sexual emotion... name it to the passionate fans. Victorious fans exhibit higher levels of physiological arousal at games, are willing to spend, share emotions, bond with colleagues and enjoy generally higher self-esteem than people uninterested in sports.
If this includes sex for people who were not distracted by the very celebration, Saturday night must have turned into a war zone in most bedrooms. And because I have evidence that the euphoria was spread evenly through out the country, the population secretariat should begin to organise a new census for next year. Those two penalties could have added unto us a few more babies. Do not underestimate the nocturnal narratives of the Namboole game in the comfort of warm embraces.
Studies show that testosterone levels in male fans rise markedly after a major victory and drop just as sharply after a defeat. Testosterone is primarily a sex hormone that enhances sexual urge, energy and immunity levels. Dr. James Dabbs, a psychologist at Georgia State University measured testosterone in the saliva samples of 21 Italian and Brazilian men in Atlanta before and after Brazil’s victory over Italy in the 1994 football World Cup. The Brazilians’ testosterone rose an average of 28%, while the Italians’ levels dropped 27%.
Testosterone, mixed with excitement, heals the body and soul the same way Benny Hinn does. It improves sperm count, stabilises the vaginal receptive environment, sets the right moods and the required state of mind. That also solves the problem of erectile dysfunction and lubrication problems. A year from now, we shall be cerebrating The Cranes-Eagles’ baby boom. Just watch out.
You should have seen the way we shouted, sang, blew our trumpets, hugged whichever person was near enough and really enjoyed victory. I used the chance to carry out a mini survey, whose research methodology included diving into the chests of strangers and noting the reaction of their partners.
All the people were welcoming without any inhibition or display of jealousy. I would be jumping up and down with some girl as her guy is doing the same with someone else. Then, I would get to him and do the same to appear not to be selective.
That showed me how common goals and aspirations, when underlined with a strong passion, can generate a sense of belonging, happiness, well-being and collective euphoria.
God bless The Cranes.