Is Spe Kazibwe, the busolo expert?
QUESTION: TB, as Specioza Kazibwe is no longer Vice-President, is there any need for us to use all her names? Could we just refer to her as Spe? And secondly, seeing that engineer Charles Kazibwe does not want her to use his name, what surname is she now going to use?
QUESTION: TB, as Specioza Kazibwe is no longer Vice-President, is there any need for us to use all her names? Could we just refer to her as Spe? And secondly, seeing that engineer Charles Kazibwe does not want her to use his name, what surname is she now going to use?
ANSWER: I agree with you. Let us refer to her as Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame and take it from there.
Now TB, what has Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame, done to warrant us idly talking about her?
Well, Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame, has once again gone and put her foot in her mouth and made some utterances, which quite simply are mind-boggling.
Are you telling me that Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame, has a body that is as flexible as that of a gymnast that she can put her foot in her mouth?
Putting one’s foot in one’s mouth is a figure of speech. What I mean is that once again, she was unable to control her utterances that she goofed and said things which are unbecoming of her status as Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame.
What did she say? Is what she said along the lines of her previous utterances that “even bulls enjoy sex?â€
Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame, has a way with words. This time, she was talking about touching men’s busolo.
Touching men’s busolo? I don’t get it – what exactly is busolo?
Penises.
TB, penises as in what men have dangling between their legs? If so, you are lying! Why would Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame, want to announce to the nation how she frolicked between the sheets and how she touched her man’s penis or his busolo as you put it?
Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame, was not talking about touching her man’s kasolo. She was talking about touching the busolo when she was at Mulago.
Now TB, you are confusing me. You talk about busolo then you switch to talking about kasolo. What is the difference between the two?
Busolo is many, kasolo is one.
Oh dear, oh dear! You mean that Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame, has felt so many busolo in her lifetime and is not shy to talk about it? Then, she is my kind of gal! Do you suppose if I gave her a call and asked her to touch my...
Do not even go there! And I have to point out that when she was touching those busolo, she was not doing it in the confines of her bedroom for pleasure. She used to touch them in a medical capacity when she was still a doctor at Mulago Hospital.
Why did she feel a need to tell the nation about touching busolo? And did she reveal how many busolo she has touched?
She felt the need because while addressing members of Kampala Development Cooperatives Saving Scheme at Lugogo Indoor Stadium last week, she said that research had shown that uncircumcised men are responsible for almost 70% of cervical cancer and HIV/AIDS in women.
But TB, I am lost. What does touching busolo have to do with Kampala Development Cooperatives Saving Scheme? The two are not related. One is medical the other is about saving money. Or is it that some members of Kampala Development Cooperatives Saving Scheme wanted some expert advice on how to touch busolo before getting married?
To be honest, I too am at a loss for words. You see, Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame, can be unpredictable. If you recall some years ago, she came out against artificial insemination in cattle because she wanted bulls to enjoy sex.
Do you think she used to go to the kraals on peoples’ farms and seek out the bulls just to touch their busolo?
An interesting question and one which I decline to respond to.
tbukumunhe
@newvision.co.ug
ANSWER: I agree with you. Let us refer to her as Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame and take it from there.
Now TB, what has Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame, done to warrant us idly talking about her?
Well, Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame, has once again gone and put her foot in her mouth and made some utterances, which quite simply are mind-boggling.
Are you telling me that Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame, has a body that is as flexible as that of a gymnast that she can put her foot in her mouth?
Putting one’s foot in one’s mouth is a figure of speech. What I mean is that once again, she was unable to control her utterances that she goofed and said things which are unbecoming of her status as Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame.
What did she say? Is what she said along the lines of her previous utterances that “even bulls enjoy sex?â€
Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame, has a way with words. This time, she was talking about touching men’s busolo.
Touching men’s busolo? I don’t get it – what exactly is busolo?
Penises.
TB, penises as in what men have dangling between their legs? If so, you are lying! Why would Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame, want to announce to the nation how she frolicked between the sheets and how she touched her man’s penis or his busolo as you put it?
Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame, was not talking about touching her man’s kasolo. She was talking about touching the busolo when she was at Mulago.
Now TB, you are confusing me. You talk about busolo then you switch to talking about kasolo. What is the difference between the two?
Busolo is many, kasolo is one.
Oh dear, oh dear! You mean that Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame, has felt so many busolo in her lifetime and is not shy to talk about it? Then, she is my kind of gal! Do you suppose if I gave her a call and asked her to touch my...
Do not even go there! And I have to point out that when she was touching those busolo, she was not doing it in the confines of her bedroom for pleasure. She used to touch them in a medical capacity when she was still a doctor at Mulago Hospital.
Why did she feel a need to tell the nation about touching busolo? And did she reveal how many busolo she has touched?
She felt the need because while addressing members of Kampala Development Cooperatives Saving Scheme at Lugogo Indoor Stadium last week, she said that research had shown that uncircumcised men are responsible for almost 70% of cervical cancer and HIV/AIDS in women.
But TB, I am lost. What does touching busolo have to do with Kampala Development Cooperatives Saving Scheme? The two are not related. One is medical the other is about saving money. Or is it that some members of Kampala Development Cooperatives Saving Scheme wanted some expert advice on how to touch busolo before getting married?
To be honest, I too am at a loss for words. You see, Spe, formerly of the Kazibwe fame, can be unpredictable. If you recall some years ago, she came out against artificial insemination in cattle because she wanted bulls to enjoy sex.
Do you think she used to go to the kraals on peoples’ farms and seek out the bulls just to touch their busolo?
An interesting question and one which I decline to respond to.
tbukumunhe
@newvision.co.ug