Women are Easy to please
Chicks! Women!†Men never cease to lament. Every time I hear guys complain about how hard it is to please a woman, I conclude that either he fished from the wrong sea or he has not yet realised that women are cheap to maintain.
By Elvina Nawaguna
Chicks! Women!†Men never cease to lament. Every time I hear guys complain about how hard it is to please a woman, I conclude that either he fished from the wrong sea or he has not yet realised that women are cheap to maintain.
Had there been five other genders, women would still be the easiest to appease. The trouble with men is that they don’t go out of their way to find out what makes women happy. As a woman, with sisters, friends and surrounded by all kinds of women, I would say that pleasing a woman is as easy as 1, 2, 3.
Quite a bunch of guys believe that females are smitten by money. As a consequence, they will spend lots of their money trying to woo the woman of their dreams. Were it possible to wear money as a shirt, that would be a common garment among men in town.
Well gentlemen, here is news for you. If you didn’t know, now you know and have no excuse.
Decent women are not so shallow as to be smitten by mere money. True, lots of girls will swarm you for your money, but then that is not the kind of woman you want for a long-term relationship, wife or mother of your children.
In fact many decent women are put off when you try to woo them with your wallet. I am talking real women here now.
As men are more physical than emotional, the opposite is true for women. Women feel. You just have to know how to tap into those emotions. I am sure you have met really nice guys who don’t understand why their babes left them for a different man. “I gave her everything,†they cry. But what may be everything to you may not be anything to her.
While you can keep a man around with good sex, for women, that is not enough. For us it is about the special little things like a kiss in the morning and a compliment here and there. If she is looking good tell her. And if she isn’t, there are still a million other things that you can compliment her on. This is good for her self-esteem.
Hold her or put your arm around her shoulder. Women love to be touched, not necessarily sexually. Is a strand of her hair straying to her brow? Brush it back. Carry her a flower on your way home, even if its one you just picked from the roadside. This will make her feel special and know that you were thinking of her.
For goodness sake, remember her birthday and be the first to call her on that day. Find time to spend with her and listen to her when she speaks without shutting her up. Women love surprises; call her up in the middle of the day when she least expects it.
This makes her feel that she is important to you. When you go out with her, don’t merely introduce her as “Janeâ€. Let everyone around know that she is your girlfriend or wife and say it proudly. Once in a while, do for her things she least expects of you, like washing the dishes or painting her nails. And need I mention that it is so turn-offish to buy her saucepans for her birthday?
Get her something really personal, however small, like lingerie, jewellry or a perfume. Those little things that men neglect to do are what matter to women.
It is possible to buy her expensive perfumes and jewellry every so often and leave her still feeling unloved. Ever wondered why houseboys and manicure boys tap rich men’s wives? It is simply because they are there for her. They listen to her without judging her, they compliment her and the manicure boy touches her gently like her husband never does. Before you know it, the boy you despise is in your bed. He never spent a dime on her!
Ever thought it was this easy? See I told you. But I am not saying be a miser, you need to spend some of your earnings on her to supplement your efforts, although even a broke bloke can keep a woman happy.
Now that you have no excuse, style up and go make that woman happy! Let not the houseboy or manicure guy take that which rightfully belongs to you. And remember your money cannot make her happy. It can only do shopping for her.
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Chicks! Women!†Men never cease to lament. Every time I hear guys complain about how hard it is to please a woman, I conclude that either he fished from the wrong sea or he has not yet realised that women are cheap to maintain.
Had there been five other genders, women would still be the easiest to appease. The trouble with men is that they don’t go out of their way to find out what makes women happy. As a woman, with sisters, friends and surrounded by all kinds of women, I would say that pleasing a woman is as easy as 1, 2, 3.
Quite a bunch of guys believe that females are smitten by money. As a consequence, they will spend lots of their money trying to woo the woman of their dreams. Were it possible to wear money as a shirt, that would be a common garment among men in town.
Well gentlemen, here is news for you. If you didn’t know, now you know and have no excuse.
Decent women are not so shallow as to be smitten by mere money. True, lots of girls will swarm you for your money, but then that is not the kind of woman you want for a long-term relationship, wife or mother of your children.
In fact many decent women are put off when you try to woo them with your wallet. I am talking real women here now.
As men are more physical than emotional, the opposite is true for women. Women feel. You just have to know how to tap into those emotions. I am sure you have met really nice guys who don’t understand why their babes left them for a different man. “I gave her everything,†they cry. But what may be everything to you may not be anything to her.
While you can keep a man around with good sex, for women, that is not enough. For us it is about the special little things like a kiss in the morning and a compliment here and there. If she is looking good tell her. And if she isn’t, there are still a million other things that you can compliment her on. This is good for her self-esteem.
Hold her or put your arm around her shoulder. Women love to be touched, not necessarily sexually. Is a strand of her hair straying to her brow? Brush it back. Carry her a flower on your way home, even if its one you just picked from the roadside. This will make her feel special and know that you were thinking of her.
For goodness sake, remember her birthday and be the first to call her on that day. Find time to spend with her and listen to her when she speaks without shutting her up. Women love surprises; call her up in the middle of the day when she least expects it.
This makes her feel that she is important to you. When you go out with her, don’t merely introduce her as “Janeâ€. Let everyone around know that she is your girlfriend or wife and say it proudly. Once in a while, do for her things she least expects of you, like washing the dishes or painting her nails. And need I mention that it is so turn-offish to buy her saucepans for her birthday?
Get her something really personal, however small, like lingerie, jewellry or a perfume. Those little things that men neglect to do are what matter to women.
It is possible to buy her expensive perfumes and jewellry every so often and leave her still feeling unloved. Ever wondered why houseboys and manicure boys tap rich men’s wives? It is simply because they are there for her. They listen to her without judging her, they compliment her and the manicure boy touches her gently like her husband never does. Before you know it, the boy you despise is in your bed. He never spent a dime on her!
Ever thought it was this easy? See I told you. But I am not saying be a miser, you need to spend some of your earnings on her to supplement your efforts, although even a broke bloke can keep a woman happy.
Now that you have no excuse, style up and go make that woman happy! Let not the houseboy or manicure guy take that which rightfully belongs to you. And remember your money cannot make her happy. It can only do shopping for her.
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