Hail the Virginia monologues
Feb 11, 2005
SO, I hear certain parts of the female anatomy want to unleash monologues in Uganda and Nsaba Buturo has threatened heaven and hell if this ever happens on Ugandan soil.
SO, I hear certain parts of the female anatomy want to unleash monologues in Uganda and Nsaba Buturo has threatened heaven and hell if this ever happens on Ugandan soil.
I wonder what he wants. Richard Tusiime and Arinaitwe Rugyendo brought us the Kamulali Monologues and Buturo wanted them locked up, Amanda unleashed Kimansulo monologues and the same Buturo was on their case I swear at this rate, he might call for the arrest of all the Karimojong, who wander about with their whooper’s dangling like over-used socks.
Mr President, please get that chap out of government or else we shall not give you kisanja. The majority of Ugandans enjoy these things.
one man alone cannot stand between us and our freedom to optical nutrition, especially at this time when a vote costs sh5m!
I don’t know what our ministers sometimes drink, they stop us from enjoying certain things and then they expect us to pay them a salary? Total nonsense, if you ask me.
First of all, I have watched this monologue thing in New York before. It has nothing to do with what you guys are thinking, the Buturos of this world just have their minds stuck in the gutter so much that they think everything that starts with a ‘V’ is bad.
This play slated for February 19, is just a simple monologue by some ballistic girl called Vag..... Yes, Virginia!
As a chap who has dated so many babes with that name, I think we should allow them to speak out. It is only a monologue (don’t be stupid, that is not a Luganda word, those are ‘O’s not ‘A’s).
So if Virginia wants to have a monologue, so be it. Why should others stop a Virginia from having a monologue in this era of women’s emancipation? Virginia is the most stalked woman in the world, she doesn’t look good at all, but there is something about her that keeps men pocketing in anticipation (if you catch the drift) and totally hypnotised. Virginia is the cause of inflation as men spend themselves dry trying to impress her.
The funny thing is she rarely says a word, but men just keep coming in... ooops, I mean getting near... aah sorry I mean.... Yes.... You guessed right, that one! She has the capacity to infect you with a certain feeling that only some of us who have dated her understand. Problem is, it is so short-lived that you wish you could have more and more. Virginia has a 37-carat smile, but no one ever notices because... frankly, no one looks there.....they are too taken up by other aspects of her body.
The fools in Kapchorwa actually try to edit her so much that if you expected a centre-spread, you would have a brief on page 11. Well, this is being handled by her allies in women organisations and soon there will be no more editing in Kapchorwa, every monologue from there will be printed verbatim!
With such a ballistic track record, I don’t know why this minister doesn’t want Virginia to tell us her story. Well, even if he does, will it be as interesting as Virginia’s Monologue? I swear this is gross abuse of women’s rights
I know for a fact some men have their monologues when they are ‘in touch’ with themselves wearing Tommy HilFINGER clothes, listening to FISTina Aguilera and watching PALMela HANDerson!
How come Buturo hasn’t said a thing about these men. Now a poor woman called Virginia wants to have a monologue and the minister is all over the place just because what Virginia wants to do sounds like the heavenly food that the Israelites got on their way to the Gazza Strip, mbu the promised land. Even then, if the Israelites fed on this food, why shouldn’t we feed our eyes and ears on Virginia’s Monologues? Virginia Oyeeee! Buturo Zeeeeeee!
For all the supporters of Virginia’s cause, the date is Friday, February 19, and the Venue is Ndere Centre on Kisaasi Road, Ntinda. Let’s go and give Virginia a shoulder to cry on as she unleashes her monologues.
Mr. Buturo, Finarry twakutungira Obuturo, sitama hansi (We have gotten you a haven, just sit down) as we take our front seats at Ndere Centre. I swear if I see you around there, you will see the anger of an Alur-a Jonam at that!
I wonder what he wants. Richard Tusiime and Arinaitwe Rugyendo brought us the Kamulali Monologues and Buturo wanted them locked up, Amanda unleashed Kimansulo monologues and the same Buturo was on their case I swear at this rate, he might call for the arrest of all the Karimojong, who wander about with their whooper’s dangling like over-used socks.
Mr President, please get that chap out of government or else we shall not give you kisanja. The majority of Ugandans enjoy these things.
one man alone cannot stand between us and our freedom to optical nutrition, especially at this time when a vote costs sh5m!
I don’t know what our ministers sometimes drink, they stop us from enjoying certain things and then they expect us to pay them a salary? Total nonsense, if you ask me.
First of all, I have watched this monologue thing in New York before. It has nothing to do with what you guys are thinking, the Buturos of this world just have their minds stuck in the gutter so much that they think everything that starts with a ‘V’ is bad.
This play slated for February 19, is just a simple monologue by some ballistic girl called Vag..... Yes, Virginia!
As a chap who has dated so many babes with that name, I think we should allow them to speak out. It is only a monologue (don’t be stupid, that is not a Luganda word, those are ‘O’s not ‘A’s).
So if Virginia wants to have a monologue, so be it. Why should others stop a Virginia from having a monologue in this era of women’s emancipation? Virginia is the most stalked woman in the world, she doesn’t look good at all, but there is something about her that keeps men pocketing in anticipation (if you catch the drift) and totally hypnotised. Virginia is the cause of inflation as men spend themselves dry trying to impress her.
The funny thing is she rarely says a word, but men just keep coming in... ooops, I mean getting near... aah sorry I mean.... Yes.... You guessed right, that one! She has the capacity to infect you with a certain feeling that only some of us who have dated her understand. Problem is, it is so short-lived that you wish you could have more and more. Virginia has a 37-carat smile, but no one ever notices because... frankly, no one looks there.....they are too taken up by other aspects of her body.
The fools in Kapchorwa actually try to edit her so much that if you expected a centre-spread, you would have a brief on page 11. Well, this is being handled by her allies in women organisations and soon there will be no more editing in Kapchorwa, every monologue from there will be printed verbatim!
With such a ballistic track record, I don’t know why this minister doesn’t want Virginia to tell us her story. Well, even if he does, will it be as interesting as Virginia’s Monologue? I swear this is gross abuse of women’s rights
I know for a fact some men have their monologues when they are ‘in touch’ with themselves wearing Tommy HilFINGER clothes, listening to FISTina Aguilera and watching PALMela HANDerson!
How come Buturo hasn’t said a thing about these men. Now a poor woman called Virginia wants to have a monologue and the minister is all over the place just because what Virginia wants to do sounds like the heavenly food that the Israelites got on their way to the Gazza Strip, mbu the promised land. Even then, if the Israelites fed on this food, why shouldn’t we feed our eyes and ears on Virginia’s Monologues? Virginia Oyeeee! Buturo Zeeeeeee!
For all the supporters of Virginia’s cause, the date is Friday, February 19, and the Venue is Ndere Centre on Kisaasi Road, Ntinda. Let’s go and give Virginia a shoulder to cry on as she unleashes her monologues.
Mr. Buturo, Finarry twakutungira Obuturo, sitama hansi (We have gotten you a haven, just sit down) as we take our front seats at Ndere Centre. I swear if I see you around there, you will see the anger of an Alur-a Jonam at that!