Control love with Pavlov
Apr 21, 2005
IVAN Pavlov (1849-1936) was a psychologist who stole the show by teaching pigeons to play ping-pong! Thereafter, he signed his name against one of the most important principles of psychology; Classical Conditioning.
Hilary Bainemigisha
IVAN Pavlov (1849-1936) was a psychologist who stole the show by teaching pigeons to play ping-pong! Thereafter, he signed his name against one of the most important principles of psychology; Classical Conditioning.
Naturally, a stimulus like food should trigger off a response like salivating in a hungry person. But Pavlov proved he could trigger off the desired response (salivating) using something that has nothing to do with the stimulus (food). He would ring a bell whenever he wanted to feed his dog, called Fox (no relationship with Odoi). naturally, unless you are in school around noon, a bell doesn’t mean food.
But when the dogs got used to the pairing of a bell and food, they started salivating at the sound of the bell even when there was no food. He opened his eyes the way M7 (and thus Bukenya) do and made a discovery; any unrelated stimulus can bring a desired response after a time of being paired with the right stimulus. But what has this to do with relationships?
Everything.
Classical conditioning makes life easier for lovers by introducing non-verbal communication. If every time your girl puts on her red dress, you become a stallion in bed, far better than on other days, her mind will notice the pairing of the dress and your performance. And whenever she puts it on, you will know what type of appointment she will be making with you.
Partners use certain messages to communicate a request for heavy-duty field action of no ordinary kind. My grandfather told me that every time grandma prepared millet bread, he would engage the four-wheel and overwhelm her with romance. So, she would never dare mingle millet whenever she was exhausted. Millet was their SMS for action.
Pavlov gave women a solution. When society zipped up their mouths from demanding a third term, they resorted to classical conditioning. A husband may return home with sleep leading in his opinion polls only to find the wife in the red dress. Priorities have to change.
Other items you can pair with the deployment of water cannons to irrigate partners to sexual fulfilment may include specific CD music, necktie, coloured bulb, specific nightdress or omitting it.
Another area susceptible to classical conditioning is emotions. Emotions are very often elicited by certain circumstances as a result of learning experiences. A woman, who was chucked twice on different birthdays is likely to develop birthday-phobia.
So, if you are trying to shoplift a girl’s heart, never accept to deliver to her bad news of, say, her dad’s death. She will always associate you with the bad news. And your hopes for unlimited terms will go down the drain. But if it is good news, beat everybody to it and call for a referendum thereafter.
Isn’t it quite interesting?
We all have our good and bad moods. You should strive to be associated with Beloved’s positive emotions simply by showing up. If Beloved is in good mood, associate yourself with it. And if you can’t, call or send SMS. Add yourself to your lover’s good thoughts.
But if every time Beloved is in bad emotions, you show up to calm him/her down, are you not pairing yourself with his/her negative emotional states and conditioning yourself as a negative emotion generator?
Don’t confuse bad moods with misfortunes. There are situations when you are expected to be by Beloved’s side to offer a shoulder to lean on. But if it is a bad mood, spend a great deal of effort getting lost until the moods rise again.
Beloved will think the bad mood and your absence are the same. Do you see how you become indispensable?
Long Live Pavlov.
IVAN Pavlov (1849-1936) was a psychologist who stole the show by teaching pigeons to play ping-pong! Thereafter, he signed his name against one of the most important principles of psychology; Classical Conditioning.
Naturally, a stimulus like food should trigger off a response like salivating in a hungry person. But Pavlov proved he could trigger off the desired response (salivating) using something that has nothing to do with the stimulus (food). He would ring a bell whenever he wanted to feed his dog, called Fox (no relationship with Odoi). naturally, unless you are in school around noon, a bell doesn’t mean food.
But when the dogs got used to the pairing of a bell and food, they started salivating at the sound of the bell even when there was no food. He opened his eyes the way M7 (and thus Bukenya) do and made a discovery; any unrelated stimulus can bring a desired response after a time of being paired with the right stimulus. But what has this to do with relationships?
Everything.
Classical conditioning makes life easier for lovers by introducing non-verbal communication. If every time your girl puts on her red dress, you become a stallion in bed, far better than on other days, her mind will notice the pairing of the dress and your performance. And whenever she puts it on, you will know what type of appointment she will be making with you.
Partners use certain messages to communicate a request for heavy-duty field action of no ordinary kind. My grandfather told me that every time grandma prepared millet bread, he would engage the four-wheel and overwhelm her with romance. So, she would never dare mingle millet whenever she was exhausted. Millet was their SMS for action.
Pavlov gave women a solution. When society zipped up their mouths from demanding a third term, they resorted to classical conditioning. A husband may return home with sleep leading in his opinion polls only to find the wife in the red dress. Priorities have to change.
Other items you can pair with the deployment of water cannons to irrigate partners to sexual fulfilment may include specific CD music, necktie, coloured bulb, specific nightdress or omitting it.
Another area susceptible to classical conditioning is emotions. Emotions are very often elicited by certain circumstances as a result of learning experiences. A woman, who was chucked twice on different birthdays is likely to develop birthday-phobia.
So, if you are trying to shoplift a girl’s heart, never accept to deliver to her bad news of, say, her dad’s death. She will always associate you with the bad news. And your hopes for unlimited terms will go down the drain. But if it is good news, beat everybody to it and call for a referendum thereafter.
Isn’t it quite interesting?
We all have our good and bad moods. You should strive to be associated with Beloved’s positive emotions simply by showing up. If Beloved is in good mood, associate yourself with it. And if you can’t, call or send SMS. Add yourself to your lover’s good thoughts.
But if every time Beloved is in bad emotions, you show up to calm him/her down, are you not pairing yourself with his/her negative emotional states and conditioning yourself as a negative emotion generator?
Don’t confuse bad moods with misfortunes. There are situations when you are expected to be by Beloved’s side to offer a shoulder to lean on. But if it is a bad mood, spend a great deal of effort getting lost until the moods rise again.
Beloved will think the bad mood and your absence are the same. Do you see how you become indispensable?
Long Live Pavlov.