RIB BREAKERS

Oct 15, 2004

<b>Double pay for tough hair</b><br>Drama recently unfolded in Ntinda when a customer with half done hair stormed out of one barbershop and entered another, writes <b>Bernard Opwonya.</b>

Double pay for tough hair
Drama recently unfolded in Ntinda when a customer with half done hair stormed out of one barbershop and entered another, writes Bernard Opwonya.
Apparently, the unidentified man had been ordered to pay double amount because his hair was so tough that it disabled the hair cutting machine. He was asked to pay sh2,000 instead of the usual shs 1,000. The client refused this idea and walked out with half shaved hair.

Lady receives call in style
Passengers in a Matugga-Kampala taxi were amused when an unidentified woman failed to answer her mobile phone, writes Paul Tentena. The lady pulled the phone from her bag and started shouting ‘hullo’ while it was still ringing. She had not pressed the yes button. When she saw other passengers amused she started pressing buttons at random and in the process pressed the cancel button. She then placed it on her ears and continued to shout before keeping it. put back the phone on her ears after noticing. She put back the phone on her ears after noticing no further ringing and started saying Hullo "nkuwulira yogera gwaani" meaning hullo I am hearing you speak who are you. After saying that for sometime and nobody was speaking in the phone she bitterly put back her phone.


Cash sends man to grave
A man identified as Khidu recently shocked mourners at a funeral in Nakiwogo, Entebbe when he lay still in a grave protesting little pay for the work. The funeral committee could not pay him the agreed amount for digging the grave. After serious argument, Khidu took the little money but stepped into the grave as the body was being lowered and sat there. One mourner had to offer the balance before he could move out. Th burial thereafter proceed as scheduled.
money Indeed just as the body was about to be lowered, the aggrieved man jumped into the grave and lay there, face down wards. All attempts to dissuade him from the act proved futile as he swore not to listen to anything other than his balance.
Seeing that Khidu was unrelenting, one concerned mourner dropped the money into the grave; if only to end the drama and let the funeral proceed.

Thank God for Luzira prison!
A lawyer amused people in a chamber in Kampala when he celebrated after a friend he owed money was jailed, writes Thomas Pere. The lawyer identified as Sam received the information of the friend’s jail with joy. He reportedly celebrated it with a dance. He said the man, who had been giving him sleepless nights demanding for his money, had been jailed for a year. Sam said he would rest in peace and disappear before the end of his creditor’s jail term.
when the jail term of the friend ends, he may not even get him here.
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