Love made in ‘bodaboda’
A man identified as Kizito amused onlookers at a stage in Ndeeba when he accused his wife of holding the waist of a boda boda cyclist in a bedroom style, writes Thomas Pere. The couple had just disembarked from a taxi and had boarded separate boda boda bikes to take them home. Kizito was not amused. “Why do you hold the boda boda man’s waist so tightly like you have an intimate relationship?” Kizito asked. He warned his wife to be careful with men.

Man fights using ‘katogo’
A man identified as Opio was hit last Saturday with a plate of hot food after he spit near a colleague’s food, writes Robert Wabomba. The Incident occurred near URA offices in town. The unidentified man had just started having lunch when Opio spat a huge mucus filled saliva. Without saying a word, the man hit Opio with the plate of katogo. Opio retaliated and the two men engaged in a full fight. They were separated by their colleagues and onlookers.

Toilet bowl gets new use
A housegirl identified as Nabakooza shocked her employer recently in Ndeeba, when she washed her face from a toilet bowl, writes Asmara Nabayaza. The maid had been brought from upcountry and had never seen a flush toilet. That morning, she went straight to the lavatories, dipped her hands in the toilet bowl and washed her face. Her boss’s daughter identified as Rita found her and was shocked. The whole family was amused by the news.

Cash ‘heals’ city beggar
People were shocked last Sunday when a beggar moving with crutches threw the them aside and rushed for money across the road, writes Jonathan Osamuki. The incident occured near KPC on Kampala Road. A white lady had parked nearby and pulled sh1,000 as if giving it to another beggar. He was however, disappointed to realise the lady was buying a newspaper. The unidentified beggar picked his crutches and walked back to his station