I’ll invoke Nebbi gods to deal with those disturbing the VP
Dec 14, 2004
DEAR Mr VP, How do you smoke (this has nothing to do with the pipes in Masaka!) the atmospheric cosmogony in Kakiri? How’s madam and the kids? How about Kaheru? For me I am ballistic as usual.
DEAR Mr VP, How do you smoke (this has nothing to do with the pipes in Masaka!) the atmospheric cosmogony in Kakiri? How’s madam and the kids? How about Kaheru? For me I am ballistic as usual.
Mzee, it’s been years since we last had a chat. I remember we last talked at Kabira club in 2001, however, it has been rather hard to get to you so I decided to use this avenue. Mr. VP, I am perturbed by this story that you went to a shrine to beg for third term.
Ssebo, do not think I am hitting at you; there’s no way I can do this since everyone knows that nze nkumatira (I kumatira you).
I don’t know what your people put in my drink, but there’s a way I just admire you and your guts and I am not about to see Ugandans questioning your integrity just because you went to a shrine and appealed to the lubaale for a third term.
I have been a fan of yours Mr. Vee Pee ever since you were appointed to that coveted post, I have watched you transform from the humble minister in the president’s office with whom we shared a drink at Munyonyo and Kabira Club to a tightly guarded vice president.
In fact, if Ugandans continue disturbing you, I may have to visit my ancestors in Nebbi and then invoke the powers of Abiba (the most ballistic god) to deal with them.
Seriously I don’t believe that crap of you visiting a shrine and asking for third term. I just think Ugandan journalists have lugambo and they conspired to report the same story about you.
It was a systematically planned and executed strategy to bring down the person of the vice president. I think all media houses that reported this should be raided and closed!
Mr VP, you know very well there’s no need to go to a shrine and ask for a third term and you also know that there’s no one capable of ruling this country apart from Kagu. In fact when he’s out of the country you are supposed to be ACTING PRESIDENT and you really do it for me — Yes, the way you act like Museveni.
Wama Mr VP, I know for sure you went to the Masaka shrine and prayed for rain. As a result, Kampala was caught in a blizzard that caused floods in Bwaise, Kawempe and many other parts of the city. What more bwino did those journalists want?
The rain you prayed for was all there to be seen and now these twerps are saying you were praying for third term-which is total bullshit if you ask me (I mean the allegations not the third term.. but also that one could be correct!).
The fact of the matter is that you are a medical doctor, I don’t see anything wrong with a medical doctor visiting a witch doctor. The bottom line is you are both doctors so what about?
Okay, in your visit to the Masaka spiritual dispensary, you could have talked about third term but who says that third term only refers to a movement ploy to remain in power for life?
Third term is part of the Ministry of Education itinerary where school curricula are divided into three different terms.
Right now, our kids are home for third term holidays and for all I care you could have been praying that our kids have a ballistic third term holiday only for a bunch of idiotic journalists to come over and mis-represent the facts.
One other request Mr VP. Please ask your soldiers to go back to Masaka and flog that so called Hajji Buule Katale. The guy tried to defend you in one of the papers and it was the weakest defence ever put up by anybody. Please lash him 1,000 strokes of the cane!
Mzee, it’s been years since we last had a chat. I remember we last talked at Kabira club in 2001, however, it has been rather hard to get to you so I decided to use this avenue. Mr. VP, I am perturbed by this story that you went to a shrine to beg for third term.
Ssebo, do not think I am hitting at you; there’s no way I can do this since everyone knows that nze nkumatira (I kumatira you).
I don’t know what your people put in my drink, but there’s a way I just admire you and your guts and I am not about to see Ugandans questioning your integrity just because you went to a shrine and appealed to the lubaale for a third term.
I have been a fan of yours Mr. Vee Pee ever since you were appointed to that coveted post, I have watched you transform from the humble minister in the president’s office with whom we shared a drink at Munyonyo and Kabira Club to a tightly guarded vice president.
In fact, if Ugandans continue disturbing you, I may have to visit my ancestors in Nebbi and then invoke the powers of Abiba (the most ballistic god) to deal with them.
Seriously I don’t believe that crap of you visiting a shrine and asking for third term. I just think Ugandan journalists have lugambo and they conspired to report the same story about you.
It was a systematically planned and executed strategy to bring down the person of the vice president. I think all media houses that reported this should be raided and closed!
Mr VP, you know very well there’s no need to go to a shrine and ask for a third term and you also know that there’s no one capable of ruling this country apart from Kagu. In fact when he’s out of the country you are supposed to be ACTING PRESIDENT and you really do it for me — Yes, the way you act like Museveni.
Wama Mr VP, I know for sure you went to the Masaka shrine and prayed for rain. As a result, Kampala was caught in a blizzard that caused floods in Bwaise, Kawempe and many other parts of the city. What more bwino did those journalists want?
The rain you prayed for was all there to be seen and now these twerps are saying you were praying for third term-which is total bullshit if you ask me (I mean the allegations not the third term.. but also that one could be correct!).
The fact of the matter is that you are a medical doctor, I don’t see anything wrong with a medical doctor visiting a witch doctor. The bottom line is you are both doctors so what about?
Okay, in your visit to the Masaka spiritual dispensary, you could have talked about third term but who says that third term only refers to a movement ploy to remain in power for life?
Third term is part of the Ministry of Education itinerary where school curricula are divided into three different terms.
Right now, our kids are home for third term holidays and for all I care you could have been praying that our kids have a ballistic third term holiday only for a bunch of idiotic journalists to come over and mis-represent the facts.
One other request Mr VP. Please ask your soldiers to go back to Masaka and flog that so called Hajji Buule Katale. The guy tried to defend you in one of the papers and it was the weakest defence ever put up by anybody. Please lash him 1,000 strokes of the cane!