Cute girl messes up man in church

By Paul Okaramedo in Malaba Felix (not real name), a teacher at Koitangiro Primary School near Malaba town recently discovered that things happen at wrong times, to his utter embarrassment. This was on March 4 during a church service in St Jude Catholic Church, Malaba. The teacher was forced to untuck his shirt in order to cover the top of his trousers. This did not help as his manhood was quite erect. He had to put his two hands between his legs to control the situation. He also had to stay behind after the church service to avoid embarrassment. Felix was ignited by a short brown lady who went to the altar for holy communion and exposed her thighs as she bent down to pick up her money purse which fell down as she was nearing the altar. This brown lady bent directly opposite Felix. Naturally, the teacher had no choice but to see the woman's thighs. This inevitably messed up Felix. He was all so confused that he even failed to make the sign of the cross. As other people stood up to say "In the name of the father, of the son and of the holy spirit. Felix, instead of pointing the fingure at his forehead, then to the heart and finally to his left shoulder and the right one, he started with the shoulders, then the heart and finally the head. Some choir members who were seated nearby burst into laughter prompting the priest to inquire what was happening. Of course nobody told him what was amusing them but it made Felix's situation even worse. Ends