SINCE her shot at the just-ended M-Net reality show Big Brother Amplified, Mama Lisbon aka Sharon Salmon Nalukenge has been such a highlight in most of the media in East Africa. She has travelled across Africa in a few weeks and just upon one of her arrivals from abroad, Blitz hijacked her to hang o
Dude, you are licking your lips, have you just finished eating a chocolate bar?
Not really. Whenever something cool happens to me, I just find myself licking my lips.
That passes you off as an LL Cool J wannabeâ€¦
It only happens when I am in the best of moods.
Okay, tell us about those good moods
See, this Sharon girl is unbelievably beautiful. In fact, she is a lot more beautiful in person than on TV. She actually gave me more attention than I expected. Maybe my pretty boy swag and magic worked tricks on her?
You tell me
She answered all my questions just the way I wanted her to. Of course the dudes, who had a crush on her in the Big Brother house had to come into the picture â€“ I am talking about Michael, the Mozambican, and Lomwe, the Malawian. She denied anything romantic with them, although she blushed much on this specific issue. She told me the whole Big Brother thing was a blessing and that because of it she has been to places she never dreamt of going. For instance, she had just landed from Nigeria, and that in a few days she is off to South Africa for different gigs in which she will be paid. She told me she also has Malawi and Ethiopia on her calendar.
I saw you pull her aside, what were you getting private about?
I had to pull her aside because her boyfriend Ronnie was around, yet I didnâ€™t want words to escape from my mouth with him around lest I got myself a broken nose. See, I am human, and anyone would say anything in front of a beauty like her. I am still confused, I guess I need a beer.
You donâ€™t plan on hitting on someoneâ€™s woman, right?
Honestly, I canâ€™t rule that out. But I have respect for little Lisbon and Ronnie, so I will hang in there â€“ for now.
You donâ€™t give up, do you?
No, I donâ€™t.
Unfortunately, you are going to have to stop your cravings here and wrap it all up
Okay, fine. Today promised to be a good day and it turned out one. Thank you Blitz for letting me meet such a beauty.
Hanging out with Sharon