Why the world needed women urgently

 

 

How would the world have been without a woman? Stale, docile, unexciting, uninspiring and unmotivating. No mother to take your bullets, no woman to impress, make love to and blame for your woes and also no children to take on your genes. 

 

And, of course, no Women's Day; no function funds to embezzle, no allowances to earn for attending it and no opportunity to popularise the Movement.

 

However, someone said the world lost its peace and tranquil once God handed it its first woman! And peace has never been seen again.

 

Today, because of a woman, we steal, rob, cheat, overcharge and grab properties in order to have money. We do tell lies, pretend, con, borrow and commit crime in order to look better than what we are. We fight, kill, destroy and plunder in order to keep the power.

 

All these in the name of impressing a woman somewhere.

 

That someone aforementioned also claimed that a woman, not money, is a root of all evil. She was never on the original budget of God's creation and she should never have been allowed on God's agenda. 

 

Those are thoughts a man allows himself to have when he is rejected, detoothed, defeated or too drunk to be useful for women.

 

I have the following narrative about the Japanese story of fishing to explain the importance of hassling. Overtime, the fish along the Japan shores reduced and fishermen had to go deeper in the ocean. 

 

But consumers preferred fresh fish and so, however far they fished, fishermen had to hurry back the catch to the mainland. 

 

Over time, it became expensive to keep hurrying back the catch, so fishermen developed large vessels with tanks to enable them keep the fish fresh and return after several days.

 

But people did not like the taste of the fish. It was flat and very different from the fish they used to eat fresh from the shores. 

 

Fishermen innovated with replicating the ocean water type in vessel tanks but, still, the fish was not tasting right.

 

One day, some guy found a solution. He discovered that when fish gets into the vessel tanks, it soon realises that it is safer than before; no predators, no need to hunt for food and no need to hustle. 

 

They relax, sleep all the time and generally, lose activity. That was the reason they stopped tasting as delicious as the adrenaline-filled fish in the ocean, which had to hunt while avoiding being hunted. 

 

So, he added a shark into the vessel fish tank and the market went up in applause. The fish returned to its original taste.

 

That is why you should loathe life without hustle; appreciate women for keeping the waters astir and celebrate them. If in doubt, ask Meghan of Prince Harry.