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By Vision Reporter

Added 24th January 2003 03:00 AM

1.Why are fish smart?
Because they live in schools

1.Why are fish smart?
Because they live in schools
2.Why did dracula take cough medicine?
Because he wanted to stop his coffin
3.Why are lions proud?
Because they live in prides
4.Why are men’s belts arrested?
Because they hold up their pants
5.What does a king use to open his door?
A monarchy
6 How does a witch tell her time?
By her witch watch.
7. What clothing does a house wear?
Address
8.When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you are a mouse
9. What do ghosts serve kids for desert?
Ice scream
10. What do you need to spot a peak?
Good eye sight
11.Why is it dangerous to play cards?
Because jokers are wild.
Rebecca Kobusinge

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