Must haves in a man’s bathroom

Oct 30, 2009

<b>By Ivan Musoke</b><br><br>Women are created in such a way that the dressing table is their shrine of sorts. Men, not so much. In any case, it would be ridiculous if we started fighting for space in front of the mirror. We are men and we do not give a

By Ivan Musoke

Women are created in such a way that the dressing table is their shrine of sorts. Men, not so much. In any case, it would be ridiculous if we started fighting for space in front of the mirror. We are men and we do not give a hoot about how we look. We simply wash and wear, right? Yes and no.

Looking at people like Capt. Mukula and Peter Ssematimba, it is obvious that some men take their appearance seriously. In which case, you, too, need a shrine.
Presenting; The Bathroom. It is not enough just to have a bathroom. It is great for bathing and all, but there is some stuff you need, to look decent and attractive.

Exhibit A: Toothpaste
You are probably assuming that everybody has that. You would be surprised. It does not even have to be the sort that costs you an arm and a leg, any with properties that offer fresh breath under the pretext of killing bacteria will do. A toothbrush may or may not be needed for execution. Dental floss is for posers!

Exhibit B: Shaver
Electric or other, this can be pretty useful. Women may have gotten used to some stubble on our faces and we may wear the ‘rugged’ look with pride, but there are some areas that women seem to like better with less hair. Some after-shave goes a long way in as well.

Exhibit C: Toilet Paper
Stuff happens! Saturday Vision is a family-friendly-paper, so I cannot use the word that would have made more sense here, but you get the idea.

Exhibit D: A mirror
Madam will not give it up with ease, so, have your own in your shrine. If you have a big ego, check yourself out.

Exhibit E: A good read
The bathroom is a great place to get away from it all, so some literature may be useful. More so if you did not carry Exhibit C above.

Exhibit F: Deodorant
Putting it in the bathroom ensures that you will not miss it on your way out. One thing is for certain; Cologne is for POSERS! And do not opt for one that leaves you smelling like you had an altercation with cheap perfume.

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