Don’t let gazing spoil your relationship
Sep 10, 2008
By the time you read this, I may be in the plane returning with a Swazi virgin under my armpit. For President Museveni and I have been invited to attend a reed dance where King Mswati III may choose his 14th bride.
HILARY BAINEMIGISHA
By the time you read this, I may be in the plane returning with a Swazi virgin under my armpit. For President Museveni and I have been invited to attend a reed dance where King Mswati III may choose his 14th bride.
If you have had chance of seeing pictures from Swazi reed dances, you know what beauties those Swazi girls are. Their style of attire is fine within their own context, but here, they may make our Ethics minister dive for his banning instruments of power.
But our number one went with his number one, the very first lady. And the very first mistake. It is difficult to enjoy bare-breasted maidens, clad in colourful short skirts and smiling enticingly at the king when your better half is by your side.
Actually it is not proper to look like you are enjoying the sight of another female when you are in the company of your wife. A good husband must swallow, keep a stern face and look uninterested in respect of his company.
I remember those days of Amanda’s kimansulo angels, when the temperatures would rise, women would stop looking at the stage and monitor their men. The men, to have real fun without feeling monitored, would excuse themselves to go for short calls so that they could sneak back in unnoticed and watch from another location.
The biggest sin a man can commit – ever, is to get absent-minded when he is talking to his woman along the street. The woman will instinctively look around and should there be a shapely beauty bouncing by, you will be guilty of infidelity – even if you were thinking about the Crane’s game with Niger last Sunday.
I need to tell all females who intend to date that there is nothing wrong with a guy whose eyes rotate whichever direction the most attractive woman happens to be moving. And when they are several, this guy’s head may even roll like car wipers. But that is natural. He is not planning to defect nor is he falling in love with passers-by. He is just being … a man.
After all, science has revealed that looking at a woman’s well-shaped boobs does improve a man’s heath. It increases his immunity and ability to fight diseases. Not to mention improved heart beat and blood circulation.
As for guys, you will be lucky if your girlfriend agrees with me. Because they are likely to take offence, learn how to feed your eyes with beauties without antagonising your relationship. All you need is to get her busy into something else.
Show her beautiful dresses in a shop display and let her rumble on comparing this and that. In the meantime, take a position that will allow you to gaze without being smoked out.
You can also involve her in the female you want to look at properly. Call her attention to the woman bouncing by and start criticizing something believable. By the time your analysis will be through, you will gazed enough. Or she will have gone anyway. Just remember not to get impressed by any attribute the passer-by has that your woman does not.
Now for the girls, if your guy is actually a female gazer and you do not like it very much, talk to him about it. Because there is actually no weird motive in it, he may be doing it without knowing that it hurts you. But if he thinks you are chasing shadows, give him a bit of the same dose. Depending on how strong your relationship is, gaze at some guy and even comment on his physic or walking style.
If he pretends not to be hurt - you know guys and their ego, do it again. They will eventually tell you that it hurts. And they will stop it – at least not in your presence.
By the time you read this, I may be in the plane returning with a Swazi virgin under my armpit. For President Museveni and I have been invited to attend a reed dance where King Mswati III may choose his 14th bride.
If you have had chance of seeing pictures from Swazi reed dances, you know what beauties those Swazi girls are. Their style of attire is fine within their own context, but here, they may make our Ethics minister dive for his banning instruments of power.
But our number one went with his number one, the very first lady. And the very first mistake. It is difficult to enjoy bare-breasted maidens, clad in colourful short skirts and smiling enticingly at the king when your better half is by your side.
Actually it is not proper to look like you are enjoying the sight of another female when you are in the company of your wife. A good husband must swallow, keep a stern face and look uninterested in respect of his company.
I remember those days of Amanda’s kimansulo angels, when the temperatures would rise, women would stop looking at the stage and monitor their men. The men, to have real fun without feeling monitored, would excuse themselves to go for short calls so that they could sneak back in unnoticed and watch from another location.
The biggest sin a man can commit – ever, is to get absent-minded when he is talking to his woman along the street. The woman will instinctively look around and should there be a shapely beauty bouncing by, you will be guilty of infidelity – even if you were thinking about the Crane’s game with Niger last Sunday.
I need to tell all females who intend to date that there is nothing wrong with a guy whose eyes rotate whichever direction the most attractive woman happens to be moving. And when they are several, this guy’s head may even roll like car wipers. But that is natural. He is not planning to defect nor is he falling in love with passers-by. He is just being … a man.
After all, science has revealed that looking at a woman’s well-shaped boobs does improve a man’s heath. It increases his immunity and ability to fight diseases. Not to mention improved heart beat and blood circulation.
As for guys, you will be lucky if your girlfriend agrees with me. Because they are likely to take offence, learn how to feed your eyes with beauties without antagonising your relationship. All you need is to get her busy into something else.
Show her beautiful dresses in a shop display and let her rumble on comparing this and that. In the meantime, take a position that will allow you to gaze without being smoked out.
You can also involve her in the female you want to look at properly. Call her attention to the woman bouncing by and start criticizing something believable. By the time your analysis will be through, you will gazed enough. Or she will have gone anyway. Just remember not to get impressed by any attribute the passer-by has that your woman does not.
Now for the girls, if your guy is actually a female gazer and you do not like it very much, talk to him about it. Because there is actually no weird motive in it, he may be doing it without knowing that it hurts you. But if he thinks you are chasing shadows, give him a bit of the same dose. Depending on how strong your relationship is, gaze at some guy and even comment on his physic or walking style.
If he pretends not to be hurt - you know guys and their ego, do it again. They will eventually tell you that it hurts. And they will stop it – at least not in your presence.