Friends discuss infidelity of educated women
May 28, 2012
Last Wednesday, we spared a few minutes to build this nation with massive love blocks. And, yes, we were provoked. Research, reported in Sunday Vision by the Uganda Demographic Survey said educated women were more likely to cheat than the uneducated.
Last Wednesday, we spared a few minutes to build this nation with massive love blocks. And, yes, we were provoked. Research, reported in Sunday Vision by the Uganda Demographic Survey said educated women were more likely to cheat than the uneducated.
So, conclusion: If your wife is a human being, a female, educated and alive; she is probably cheating on you! You just haven’t found out yet! TROUBLE!
My Facebook friends entered the discussion. And, below, is an edited report from the scene. Over to you Facebook:
(For purposes of privacy, only one name will be used)
Martins: What a myth! You might consider researching again.
Yakwaya: What about the uneducated women, don’t they cheat?
Love: Research says the more educated a woman is, the more she is likely to cheat. On the reverse, the more educated a man is, the less he is likely to cheat.
Tibanyendera: Big trouble.
Mayanja: It’s no more trouble because now we know.
Bahungirehe: Cheating never went to school and knows no education.
Irankunda: No, it is all about someone’s heart and character.
Anywarach: What do we do? We cannot practice bestiality, homosexuality or marry uneducated partners. What a discouraging research. Strange, but probably true!
Boona: What do you mean? Do those women cheat with less educated men? For what?
Irankunda: No need to fear because a man reaps what he sows. Maybe he cheats first and somehow, the heavens return to pay him back. No sin goes unpunished.
Mark: I think I should run to the village to get a real wife...
Love: But, what would you prefer, uneducated (maybe unproductive), but faithful or educated (and productive), but cheats once in a while?
Lugoloobi: Was my wife involved in that research? But truth is, the research is 50% correct
Nangalo: True, but we cheat with caution, not to hurt our families, while the uneducated ones cheat ‘full swing’ and the next thing you know, the husband nets them and the rest is history. So, over to you guys; would you want to know that your wife is cheating or would you rather not know?
Love: I would never want to know. I value peace more than truth
Nangalo: Wise. Guys who sniff into their wives’ private affairs end up being hurt and disorganising their relationships!
Love: True. Durable relationships are not those which are impeccable, but those which have a strategy. And, maybe, a productive wife, who may cheat once in a while, would be useful. But do I want such a wife?
Bangirana: What you do not know does not hurt. I remember one time Andrew Mwenda told some women activists on a radio talkshow that the best way to have a stable marriage was to cheat.
Rugambwa: The same study says ‘on the whole, men are more promiscuous than women’
Nangalo: You are right; men are more promiscuous and, annoyingly, while women try to hide, men show the whole world! They even forget their matrimonial duties.
Mbabazi: By the way; fools don’t cheat... You have to be smart
Rutaremwa: Dr Love has ever made a research on uneducated women who lie to men about the paternity of their children. But I think we should also find why they cheat. We, as men, should also check ourselves. Are we performing our duties? Why should they look for another man?
Abdah: Education of women should just be abolished. As for me, I am looking for uneducated women.
Nnakitto: Women love forever and for real. If you are true to her, she won’t cheat on you
Abdah: Natural monogamy is impossible. In Islam, you are allowed to marry only four wives, and looking at another person’s wife is prohibited. Look, a stick can dig many holes and it fits, but the holes become bigger if used many times. Thus, we do not allow many sticks in one hole.
Twesigomwe: But I am not cheating....
Abdah: We don’t expect you to plead guilty
Wicklifu: Today’s women are gold-diggers!
Kwagala: So, not true! We are too busy cooking, washing, cleaning and then working! No time to spare for cheating.
Kikoyo: Why call it cheating on you? You don’t own my private parts!
Wanya: What is the use of her heart if I don’t own her private parts?