Tatiana stabs Hannington in the back

Jul 27, 2010

You probably thought the seemingly romantic thing that has been going on between our Hannington and Angola’s Tatiana would keep our boy out of Tatiana’s bullet trajectory.

By Nigel Nassar

You probably thought the seemingly romantic thing that has been going on between our Hannington and Angola’s Tatiana would keep our boy out of Tatiana’s bullet trajectory.

Well, like me, you thought wrong. Turns out Tatiana is the reason our boy is now on the list of possible evictees come Sunday. This qualifies her as Uganda’s enemy Number One, so you better remember to pay back in equal shots when she gets served.

Anyway, here is how it all played out in Monday morning’s nominations. Nigeria’s Uti, Ghana’s Sammi and Angola’s Tatiana had the most votes against them.

Tatiana being the head of house, most housemates nominated her because she had the powers to save herself. Uti, because he is so controversial and so lazy he needs help breaking a biscuit. Sammi because he is so 35 years old and boring.

During the nomination show Monday evening, Biggie broke the news to all housemates and later called Tatiana to the diary room to either save one of the eviction hopefuls or leave the list as it was.

She saved herself, putting Hannington’s head onto the chopping block, ultimately leaving the final list with Hannington, his bosom buddy Uti and about-to-burst Sammi.

How so annoying that our boy, after becoming so nice and staying out of harm’s way, ends up on the dreaded list! Let’s save him. Type “Vote Hannington” and send your SMS to 6626 across all networks. He will be just fine.

Kenya’s Sheila, who has a somewhat romantic thing going with our boy, has advised him and Uti to read their Bibles. But it is Sammi that will be evicted come Sunday, as Uti and Hannington still have more to offer.

The controversial twosome Sunday night baby-sat the rest of the housemates till they fell asleep. Then they woke up and fried a whole fish and downed it, perishing all traces that would get them caught. How it all occurred was funny and actually raised their ratings.

This move comes after a strict food rationing do that is leaving mostly the male housemates hungry even after meals. Housemates are worried the food might run out before the designated time (one week), ultimately getting them to starve like last week when they had to strike for fresh supplies beforehand.

Meanwhile, Biggie has cut down the prize money for the winner of the M-Net reality show from $200,000 to $180,000 as punishment for the violence the housemates exuded during the food strike on Saturday.

But the housemates can recover the lost $20,000 if they ace this week’s task, dubbed “Stand Up Take Action Against Poverty.”

They must exude a very high commitment to poverty issues in Africa, engaging in intellectual talk on the way forward and making several presentations in line with the United Nation’s fight against poverty.

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