Little Jonny’s story

Feb 16, 2005

Little Johnny was returning home from school when he saw his dad’s car pass by one evening. Suddenly, it turned to the direction of the valley swamp, a very unlikely destination.

Little Johnny was returning home from school when he saw his dad’s car pass by one evening. Suddenly, it turned to the direction of the valley swamp, a very unlikely destination.
Curious, Johnny followed the car and hid in the tall grass. He saw Daddy and aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. He found this so exciting that he ran home to tell his mother;
“Mommy, I was returning from school when I saw Daddy’s car go down the swamp valley. He was with aunt Jane. I followed them. I saw him giving her a big kiss! Then, he helped her take the blouse off. Then aunt Jane also helped Daddy take his pants off. Then aunt Jane...”
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, “Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it.”
At table, Mommy asked Johnny to tell his story. He said, “I was returning from school when I saw Daddy’s car go down the swamp valley. He was with aunt Jane. I followed them. I saw him giving her a big kiss! Then he helped her take off her blouse. Then aunt Jane also helped daddy take his pants off. Then, she and daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill do when daddy is away at the office!”
Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
Ends

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