WHO HAS BEEN MIS-BEHAVING

The award of the week goes to a scribe from our sister newspaper, Bukedde, who goes by the initials KM. On Monday at a British Airways cocktail in the newly refurbished Rwenzori Ballroom at Kampala Sheraton Hotel, the scribe did the unthinkable. He started off by guzzling white wine then red wine. Not done, he moved onto Club then Bell. As if that was not enough, he started choking on the numerous meatballs, chicken wings meat kebabs he had waffled down. But he saved the highlight of his feast for last. At some point he opened his mouth and let out the mother of all tsunamis. His vomit spewed from his mouth like a broken sewer pipe, flooding part of the ballroom and in the process ruining Sheraton’s new carpet! Scouts also say that when he vomited, the meatballs came out whole and were rolling all over the ballroom.
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