My encounter with a serial killer
Jun 21, 2005
I had an encounter with a serial killer. I swear, this is a true story. I have even forgotten where I was coming from, but I remember some individual offered me a lift in a white Corona (aren’t they always?) and I dumped my butt in the co-driver’s seat as we sped off to an unknown location.
I had an encounter with a serial killer. I swear, this is a true story. I have even forgotten where I was coming from, but I remember some individual offered me a lift in a white Corona (aren’t they always?) and I dumped my butt in the co-driver’s seat as we sped off to an unknown location.
I don’t quite remember how this serial killer was dressed because for pete’s sake, I was not looking at her dress-code. One thing I remember is she had short, treated hair. she had dimples and a gap in her teeth that gave her this ballistic look.
She asked me where I was going and I told her I was on my way to Mbuya.
Then, she said she was going to kitintale it wouldn’t be a problem for her to drop me off in Mbuya. Meanwhile, all the time I hadn’t sensed she could be someone to send me to kingdom come (I love the pun).
When we got to the Bugolobi junction, she turned up towards Mbuya barracks and then started telling me never to take lifts from strangers.
I assured her she wasn’t a stranger, as a matter of fact, I had seen her before. She asked where and I told her, in my dreams!
It is here that she told me she is actually a serial killer, she even pulled something from under her seat.
at first, it looked like some item used to strangle people, but when I took a closer look, it was actually a man’s underwear bought from Uchumi supermarket!
She then told me she killed the owner of that underwear and remained with it as a souvenir! I swear, I was very, very scared, my heart started dancing to ai maama kipepewo, kipepewo o…. o. Sweat was running down my chest like water running off a wet duck. I begged her not to kill me and she gave me this cocky stare and the next thing she knew, there was a smaller version of lake Victoria formed in her car — I had susu-d on myse-le-f!
She drove towards the Kinawataka slums and then branched off where URA is. This was about midnight and this serial killer was still on my case!
she then pulled out a white plastic knife and told me it is one of the gadgets she uses to rip off her victims’ underwear before killing them.
I was shaking like a essanja. I got saved for those few minutes and asked God to wait for me at the gates of heaven and then usher me in.
When we got to those mango trees near the Inspectorate of vehicles, she pulled the car over, turned off the engine, then the lights and ordered me to step out.
I swear, by this time, I was like a captured PRA rebel! I walked out and she asked me to remove everything from my pockets. being the broke a***hole I am, I pulled out two sh200 coins and a pack of condoms that I had picked from The new Vision’s washrooms.
She then held something to my waist — it felt as if like a gun, but not quite.
However, I did not want to take chances. she told me to raise my hands and say my last prayer. This is when I realised it was for real, I knew I could do nothing, so I was in total submission and just waited for that moment when I would breathe my last.
I raised my hands and then worshipped GAD.
She told me I was such a lucky bastard, mbu I found when the spirits of killing hadn’t descended on her yet, so, she asked me whether this was the only money I had on me, to which I obliged.
She looked at my bucondoms and then asked me to drop my pants. I begged her to at least leave my pants on because they are very special, I lifte… oooops I bought them from Uchumi.
She insisted they had to go off as she pressed her so called gun on my waist and pushed me to the bonnet of the car. Now, among the Ragem (one of the Jonam clans) there’s a saying that ‘when you cannot avoid rape, lie down and enjoy it’. So, I lay back on the bonnet of the car, and she started.... There was a wild scream from one of my neighbour’s children and I woke up. Interesting things, dreams.
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I don’t quite remember how this serial killer was dressed because for pete’s sake, I was not looking at her dress-code. One thing I remember is she had short, treated hair. she had dimples and a gap in her teeth that gave her this ballistic look.
She asked me where I was going and I told her I was on my way to Mbuya.
Then, she said she was going to kitintale it wouldn’t be a problem for her to drop me off in Mbuya. Meanwhile, all the time I hadn’t sensed she could be someone to send me to kingdom come (I love the pun).
When we got to the Bugolobi junction, she turned up towards Mbuya barracks and then started telling me never to take lifts from strangers.
I assured her she wasn’t a stranger, as a matter of fact, I had seen her before. She asked where and I told her, in my dreams!
It is here that she told me she is actually a serial killer, she even pulled something from under her seat.
at first, it looked like some item used to strangle people, but when I took a closer look, it was actually a man’s underwear bought from Uchumi supermarket!
She then told me she killed the owner of that underwear and remained with it as a souvenir! I swear, I was very, very scared, my heart started dancing to ai maama kipepewo, kipepewo o…. o. Sweat was running down my chest like water running off a wet duck. I begged her not to kill me and she gave me this cocky stare and the next thing she knew, there was a smaller version of lake Victoria formed in her car — I had susu-d on myse-le-f!
She drove towards the Kinawataka slums and then branched off where URA is. This was about midnight and this serial killer was still on my case!
she then pulled out a white plastic knife and told me it is one of the gadgets she uses to rip off her victims’ underwear before killing them.
I was shaking like a essanja. I got saved for those few minutes and asked God to wait for me at the gates of heaven and then usher me in.
When we got to those mango trees near the Inspectorate of vehicles, she pulled the car over, turned off the engine, then the lights and ordered me to step out.
I swear, by this time, I was like a captured PRA rebel! I walked out and she asked me to remove everything from my pockets. being the broke a***hole I am, I pulled out two sh200 coins and a pack of condoms that I had picked from The new Vision’s washrooms.
She then held something to my waist — it felt as if like a gun, but not quite.
However, I did not want to take chances. she told me to raise my hands and say my last prayer. This is when I realised it was for real, I knew I could do nothing, so I was in total submission and just waited for that moment when I would breathe my last.
I raised my hands and then worshipped GAD.
She told me I was such a lucky bastard, mbu I found when the spirits of killing hadn’t descended on her yet, so, she asked me whether this was the only money I had on me, to which I obliged.
She looked at my bucondoms and then asked me to drop my pants. I begged her to at least leave my pants on because they are very special, I lifte… oooops I bought them from Uchumi.
She insisted they had to go off as she pressed her so called gun on my waist and pushed me to the bonnet of the car. Now, among the Ragem (one of the Jonam clans) there’s a saying that ‘when you cannot avoid rape, lie down and enjoy it’. So, I lay back on the bonnet of the car, and she started.... There was a wild scream from one of my neighbour’s children and I woke up. Interesting things, dreams.
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