At every party, there has to be someone who makes a nuisance of themselves and at the PAM Awards media bash in Club Silk on Tuesday, it was no exception.
This poor damsel Melanie Dussay, guzzled one beer too many and at such an alarming rate that by 10:00pm, she had taken to the dance floor for a bout of what she thought was sexy dancing only that it wasnâ€™t.
Then she got so blazed to an extent that she could not remember how to get home, where home is or whom she came with.
Frustrated, she fled the club and extracted her mammoth boobies from her flimsy top much to the joy of the special hire taxi drivers waiting outside who wasted no time in fondling them. In the process, she lost her shoes and had the nipple on her left boobie squeezed so hard she shrieked out in pain.
Bouncers then moved on her and the last I saw of her, she was being bundled into a police patrol pick-up bound for CPS.