Pimp your car to impress her but no porn in there
Oct 16, 2009
We all know, by now, that playing pornographic materials in your car doesn’t attract even the average woman, even if you were driving a Porsche Cayenne or an Escalade. Yet we also know that there is too much competition for women.
By Alex Balimwikungu
We all know, by now, that playing pornographic materials in your car doesn’t attract even the average woman, even if you were driving a Porsche Cayenne or an Escalade. Yet we also know that there is too much competition for women.
The rivalry has been shifted to cars. Cars are a symbol of status and a display of personality. It is just as much about the make as it is about how pimped up your car is, be it a simple Toyota Corona.
Such is the fad, you can’t blame some men for imagining that a pimped up car can say more in a minute than the most eloquent lover will say in years!
What would run through your mind when a female passenger throws the compliment: “I’m turned on by the cleanliness of your car.†One thing obviously would lead to another. I’d be turned on too.
Women come short of admitting it, but I believe having a clean vehicle positively influences interactions with the opposite sex. So do not think washing and waxing regularly is not a form of pimping.
Other sure affordable ways to pimp include buying Xenon crisp clear white headlights, which ‘intimidate’ other drivers who have pale yellow lights. They spell out the bully in you, and other drivers often ‘beg’ you to dim your lights. If that doesn’t feel good, what does? It shows her you are in control.
Even before you think of the alloy wheels, and a boom box machine, having air freshener is a form of pimping. That they cost as low as sh12,000 is a boon.
What about covering up that cracked or unsightly steering wheel with a customised wheel cover?
Well, installing a subwoofer for the car stereo, especially the type that spews deep and solid bass is another trick. I do not know about others but I actually heard someone say that getting the car tinted accentuated its aesthetics and she liked it more because of the privacy it offered.
Unfortunately for most of us, replacing the factory rims with aftermarket rims is too common.
I almost threw up when I saw a commuter taxi with spinners! These rims have often backfired they make some cars look worse!
When the means permit, installing a DVD with an LED screen works miracles. But then again, do not play pornography. It will backfire on you.
We all know, by now, that playing pornographic materials in your car doesn’t attract even the average woman, even if you were driving a Porsche Cayenne or an Escalade. Yet we also know that there is too much competition for women.
The rivalry has been shifted to cars. Cars are a symbol of status and a display of personality. It is just as much about the make as it is about how pimped up your car is, be it a simple Toyota Corona.
Such is the fad, you can’t blame some men for imagining that a pimped up car can say more in a minute than the most eloquent lover will say in years!
What would run through your mind when a female passenger throws the compliment: “I’m turned on by the cleanliness of your car.†One thing obviously would lead to another. I’d be turned on too.
Women come short of admitting it, but I believe having a clean vehicle positively influences interactions with the opposite sex. So do not think washing and waxing regularly is not a form of pimping.
Other sure affordable ways to pimp include buying Xenon crisp clear white headlights, which ‘intimidate’ other drivers who have pale yellow lights. They spell out the bully in you, and other drivers often ‘beg’ you to dim your lights. If that doesn’t feel good, what does? It shows her you are in control.
Even before you think of the alloy wheels, and a boom box machine, having air freshener is a form of pimping. That they cost as low as sh12,000 is a boon.
What about covering up that cracked or unsightly steering wheel with a customised wheel cover?
Well, installing a subwoofer for the car stereo, especially the type that spews deep and solid bass is another trick. I do not know about others but I actually heard someone say that getting the car tinted accentuated its aesthetics and she liked it more because of the privacy it offered.
Unfortunately for most of us, replacing the factory rims with aftermarket rims is too common.
I almost threw up when I saw a commuter taxi with spinners! These rims have often backfired they make some cars look worse!
When the means permit, installing a DVD with an LED screen works miracles. But then again, do not play pornography. It will backfire on you.