Tawana will step aside for Ricco, Munya, Hazel
Nov 12, 2008
Have you voted out Tawana already? Please do if you haven’t yet. Simply type ‘Vote Tawana’ and send your SMS to 6626 across all networks.
By Nigel Nassar
Have you voted out Tawana already? Please do if you haven’t yet. Simply type ‘Vote Tawana’ and send your SMS to 6626 across all networks.
That horny goat farmer must go; after all she has had it all – has had sex with Munya (thrice so far), gave Tk a blow job, kissed Ricco and Thami, name it. The woman basically wanted to sort out all the boys.
She even tried to ensnare Morris but like you know our boy, he doesn’t just romance with anything in a skirt (I didn’t write that).
Okay, I wouldn’t have written it if this seemingly 40-year-old (31 to the press), had not backstabbed Morris and led to his eviction.
And she had even become complacent owing to being head of house four times. Like McCain would say (not that I supported McCain; I am only using his line), Tawana is already “measuring the drapes†– not for the White House this time, but for the new house she intends to buy in case she wins the M-Net reality show’s jackpot of $100,000 (sh200m).
Oh how she will be shocked to find out that Munya, with whom she has had sex thrice, used his powers as head of house to save his buddy Ricco and guillotine her instead! Reminds me of that song called Fuck It, in which the chorus that goes, “I don’t want you back†is altered to “Your sex was bad†in the skewed version that hits back.
Munya is probably humming it as reason for his turning around and sacrificing Tawana. nteresting, huh?
With only four housemates left on the show, Tawana’s eviction means Ricco, Hazel and Munya make it to the finalists’ list.
And after the Bots has left, DStv audiences across Africa will start voting for their favourite housemate to take home the jackpot on the day of the finale, November 23, which will be attended by all the previously evicted housemates.
Who will the winner be? My money is on Ricco, not that I would really like him to win, but it seems viewers across Africa already made up their minds to hand him the riches.
I hear them say he is entertaining and I am like, “oh, really?â€
Munya would have been my best candidate (in fact he is because he somehow resembles me.)
But that live sex he has been having with Tawana on television just doesn’t nail it for me.
And just when I am thinking Hazel is most deserving, turns out we haven’t seen much of her, in fact, she managed to remain in her shell all the way.
So there’s basically no silhouetting storyline to her. Playing hard to get on Thami would have been one, but again both characters were more like inconsequential.
And that’s where Ricco comes in handy, although I am finding it hard to believe neck-twitching and cross-dressing are a kind of entertainment.
Maybe talking about women, booze and bars is. But again what kind of a role model would that be?
I am going to the Big Brother house the next time it comes around.
And I will bring that money home – the pool girl too.
Have you voted out Tawana already? Please do if you haven’t yet. Simply type ‘Vote Tawana’ and send your SMS to 6626 across all networks.
That horny goat farmer must go; after all she has had it all – has had sex with Munya (thrice so far), gave Tk a blow job, kissed Ricco and Thami, name it. The woman basically wanted to sort out all the boys.
She even tried to ensnare Morris but like you know our boy, he doesn’t just romance with anything in a skirt (I didn’t write that).
Okay, I wouldn’t have written it if this seemingly 40-year-old (31 to the press), had not backstabbed Morris and led to his eviction.
And she had even become complacent owing to being head of house four times. Like McCain would say (not that I supported McCain; I am only using his line), Tawana is already “measuring the drapes†– not for the White House this time, but for the new house she intends to buy in case she wins the M-Net reality show’s jackpot of $100,000 (sh200m).
Oh how she will be shocked to find out that Munya, with whom she has had sex thrice, used his powers as head of house to save his buddy Ricco and guillotine her instead! Reminds me of that song called Fuck It, in which the chorus that goes, “I don’t want you back†is altered to “Your sex was bad†in the skewed version that hits back.
Munya is probably humming it as reason for his turning around and sacrificing Tawana. nteresting, huh?
With only four housemates left on the show, Tawana’s eviction means Ricco, Hazel and Munya make it to the finalists’ list.
And after the Bots has left, DStv audiences across Africa will start voting for their favourite housemate to take home the jackpot on the day of the finale, November 23, which will be attended by all the previously evicted housemates.
Who will the winner be? My money is on Ricco, not that I would really like him to win, but it seems viewers across Africa already made up their minds to hand him the riches.
I hear them say he is entertaining and I am like, “oh, really?â€
Munya would have been my best candidate (in fact he is because he somehow resembles me.)
But that live sex he has been having with Tawana on television just doesn’t nail it for me.
And just when I am thinking Hazel is most deserving, turns out we haven’t seen much of her, in fact, she managed to remain in her shell all the way.
So there’s basically no silhouetting storyline to her. Playing hard to get on Thami would have been one, but again both characters were more like inconsequential.
And that’s where Ricco comes in handy, although I am finding it hard to believe neck-twitching and cross-dressing are a kind of entertainment.
Maybe talking about women, booze and bars is. But again what kind of a role model would that be?
I am going to the Big Brother house the next time it comes around.
And I will bring that money home – the pool girl too.