Saggy okays adultery for diplomats
Apr 04, 2006
When President Kagame was appointing one John Ngarambe as his country’s first secretary to Uganda, little did he know that Ngarambe had other issues up his sleeve. Well, on Saturday, the Rwandan diplomat was yanked off someone’s wife as they banged away in a Windsor Lake Victoria Hotel room in E
When President Kagame was appointing one John Ngarambe as his country’s first secretary to Uganda, little did he know that Ngarambe had other issues up his sleeve. Well, on Saturday, the Rwandan diplomat was yanked off someone’s wife as they banged away in a Windsor Lake Victoria Hotel room in Entebbe.
Well, we all don’t know how far they had gone in their business, but the police taking bed sheets as exhibits is telling enough to give us a clue.
Okay, whatever transpired between (I love the pun) the two in that hotel room is not the issue for me. The issue is that when Ngarambe pulled out his diplomatic credentials the Police scampered for dear life. Oh dear!
You come from a neighbouring country then start banging my wife and when I grab you you pull out the red passport? Give me a break. I don’t know what is wrong with these diplomats.
One time I helped a diplomat who had been involved in an accident and he kept on screaming “I’m a Diplomat†before I told him to shut up since the pole he had rammed into did not understand his diplomacy. Now another diplomat is ramming into someone’s wife and he is pulling out that tired line “I’m a diplomat.†Where will this end?
I laughed on reading that foreign affairs state minister Henry Oryem alleged that had Ngarambe addressed himself as a diplomat, he would have been saved the instant arrest. Now my understanding is that adultery is adultery whether you are a diplomat or not. I also hear that the Kampala regional top cop, Benson Oyo Nyeko, refused to comment about the matter because it was a diplomatic matter.
I wonder what the diplomatic matter was, I hope it wasn’t the hotel romp.
Now you might think I am biased against Ngarambe. Bambi no, in fact I think he should be awarded the status of a hero in Rwanda. How does he come and grab someone’s wife in the person’s own country.
From today, Mr. Ngarambe you are not a DIPLOMAT, you are a DICK-lomat! In fact, you should have put a sign at the hotel room door that reads: “Dick-lomat on duty: Please keep off!â€
Ngarambe only let me down by being caught.
As a dick-lomat, you are not supposed to get caught and if you are caught, you do not say ‘I am a diplomat’, you say ‘It wasn’t me!’.
All diplomats representing their respective countries should take this clue. Get a normal Ugandan woman who happens to be someone’s wife — take her to a hotel (preferably in Entebbe) and proceed to do the needful.
However, make sure you go with your red passport, just in case you are busted! In Uganda, adultery is okay as long as you are a diplomat!
Well, if you don’t have your diplomatic passport, don’t despair, the fine after conviction is only sh200. So with only sh10,000 you can afford to have sex with 50 married women! Ngarambe oyeee! Rwanda Oyeeeee! (this has nothing to do with the sound that was coming out of that hotel room!).
Harry Sagara thinks with only half his brain (he’s too bright, he doesn’t need the whole brain) He also runs Bullseye Creative, www.bullseyecreative.co.ug the views expressed are not his own!
Well, we all don’t know how far they had gone in their business, but the police taking bed sheets as exhibits is telling enough to give us a clue.
Okay, whatever transpired between (I love the pun) the two in that hotel room is not the issue for me. The issue is that when Ngarambe pulled out his diplomatic credentials the Police scampered for dear life. Oh dear!
You come from a neighbouring country then start banging my wife and when I grab you you pull out the red passport? Give me a break. I don’t know what is wrong with these diplomats.
One time I helped a diplomat who had been involved in an accident and he kept on screaming “I’m a Diplomat†before I told him to shut up since the pole he had rammed into did not understand his diplomacy. Now another diplomat is ramming into someone’s wife and he is pulling out that tired line “I’m a diplomat.†Where will this end?
I laughed on reading that foreign affairs state minister Henry Oryem alleged that had Ngarambe addressed himself as a diplomat, he would have been saved the instant arrest. Now my understanding is that adultery is adultery whether you are a diplomat or not. I also hear that the Kampala regional top cop, Benson Oyo Nyeko, refused to comment about the matter because it was a diplomatic matter.
I wonder what the diplomatic matter was, I hope it wasn’t the hotel romp.
Now you might think I am biased against Ngarambe. Bambi no, in fact I think he should be awarded the status of a hero in Rwanda. How does he come and grab someone’s wife in the person’s own country.
From today, Mr. Ngarambe you are not a DIPLOMAT, you are a DICK-lomat! In fact, you should have put a sign at the hotel room door that reads: “Dick-lomat on duty: Please keep off!â€
Ngarambe only let me down by being caught.
As a dick-lomat, you are not supposed to get caught and if you are caught, you do not say ‘I am a diplomat’, you say ‘It wasn’t me!’.
All diplomats representing their respective countries should take this clue. Get a normal Ugandan woman who happens to be someone’s wife — take her to a hotel (preferably in Entebbe) and proceed to do the needful.
However, make sure you go with your red passport, just in case you are busted! In Uganda, adultery is okay as long as you are a diplomat!
Well, if you don’t have your diplomatic passport, don’t despair, the fine after conviction is only sh200. So with only sh10,000 you can afford to have sex with 50 married women! Ngarambe oyeee! Rwanda Oyeeeee! (this has nothing to do with the sound that was coming out of that hotel room!).
Harry Sagara thinks with only half his brain (he’s too bright, he doesn’t need the whole brain) He also runs Bullseye Creative, www.bullseyecreative.co.ug the views expressed are not his own!