Miss MUBS, shocks Bugolobi

Oh dear! It would appear that the fame of being Miss MUBS is firmly embedded in Fiona Nakanwagi’s ever growing head! Scouts spotted the former beauty (she looked more like a has-been flogging mandazi’s) in Romalo Takeaway in Bugolobi. Not only had she plastered a whole tube of lip-gloss on her no longer succulent lips, she pranced round the takeaway like she owned the place and that everybody should know who she is. Not only was she taken up with a Motorola cell phone, which she probably got for Christmas, refused to give way to staff members who tried to get past her and flashed at them looks which read ‘don’t you know who I am?’ After getting her takeaway she got into her battered black Toyota Celica and drove away much to the amusement of customers! Ends