Abbey Kassam let the man out

Our top sleaze snoops at last weekend's Woodstock festival at Ssissa Club in Entebbe, were more than a trifle shocked when Goldstar Insurance guru, Abbey Kassam did the most unimaginable thing for a man of his social standing. Clad in Jimmi Hendrix style garb, he pulled out his penis from his pants and vigorously rubbed it in the visitors' book! Mbu as a way of signing in it. Minutes later, in his typical Kassam way of throwing 'F' words at random, he started calling some Mzungu guy at the other end of the bar a homosexual, the next thing our scouts saw was Kassam pulling up his shirt and telling this guy that he (the guy) does not have these, meaning breasts. Not done yet, Kassam then proceeded yet again to fish out his pinky-brownish 'mamba' and shake it at the same Mzungu guy, telling him, "You also don't have this." We have no further comment on this one. Under medication, our sleaze scouts are currently recovering from this ordeal! ends