V.P. Bukenya terrorised by Facebook porn

May 06, 2011

HELLO ardent Facebookers! You have, in your Facebook family a new addict: Vice-President, Professor Gilbert Bukenya!

HELLO ardent Facebookers! You have, in your Facebook family a new addict: Vice-President, Professor Gilbert Bukenya!

Okay, he isn’t an addict, but our scouts have discovered that Bukenya does Facebook a lot, especially when not engaged by the upland rice crusade gospel. On his first day of Facebook navigation, however, the V.P. was not amused.

Our scouts say that he was horrified by the pornographic material that popped up in his face! He panicked and closed it. But when he learnt that his boss President Museveni was on Facebook, he got so excited. He figured he could give Facebook a second try.

So he logged on and searched for his boss’ page until he found it. After he ‘LIKED’ the page, sources close to the V.P. say he was angered by the anti-Museveni sentiments on the page (there are several fake facebook pages under Museveni’s name).

At the World Press Freedom Day celebrations, Bukenya was still recovering from the images he had seen. He suggested that the State should regulate the use of the Internet just like it’s done in China.

Internet addicts should pray that Bukenya never becomes president because you might find some internet sites inaccessible. Oh boy!

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