I'm so ashamed of my sham life

I'm a failure but I'm too ashamed to tell my folks the truth. I'm a liar, a fantasist and a fraud. My parents still think that I work for a famous international company, flying the world sealing multi-million dollar deals - but I was thrown out nine months ago. I won't bore you with the details, but I was basically accused of theft of property and money, which I still dispute.