Married ... and you take breakfast from the office?

Apr 30, 2010

Married men love to ridicule bachelors (poor guys). Oh how they love to do it each time they want to feel like they are the alpha male.

Married men love to ridicule bachelors (poor guys). Oh how they love to do it each time they want to feel like they are the alpha male.

Sometimes they just want to make bachelors feel bad about being bachelors.

But here’s a news flash my married friends: You might be so fully married (church wedding and all), but still living like a bachelor! Every week, RAPHAEL OKELLO will tell you why you are a married bachelor

WHEN the first thing you do in the morning soon as you enter the office, before you even switch on your computer, is to make a mad dash for the office kitchen for tea and katogo or send the office assistant to buy you roasted g-nuts and soy beans from the lady across the street, you are a certified married bachelor.

“But we both work and have to get up early so there is hardly time for us to have breakfast at home,” I hear you grumbling.

That is true, but some of the benefits bachelors are promised they’ll enjoy when they get married is guaranteed meals. Meals = BREAKFAST + Lunch + Supper.

We don’t give a hoot about whether you both have to be at office by 8:00am, you MUST take breakfast at home, at least as often as possible. Prepare it at night and store it in a flask or better still, get a maid. It doesn’t have to be your wife preparing it.

There are too many bachelors crowding the office kitchen for breakfast, we don’t need you contributing to that traffic.

The office joke about being able to tell who a bachelor is by seeing which guys dash to the kitchen for tea as soon as they arrive in office should stay with the bachelors.

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