Play not with hi- tech

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. The equipment arrived at the time his wife was out of the country and, out of curiosity, he decided to test it on himself first.

So, he inserted his manhood into it, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic. He enjoyed the warm sponge massage and gentle sucking the machine exerts on the tits and it was the best masturbation he had ever got.

But when the fun was over, he quickly realised he couldn’t remove his manhood from the instrument. He switched off the machine to no avail. He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information. He tried every button without success.
He feared trying anything else lest he injures himself. So, he decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line.

“Hello, I bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?”
“Don’t worry,” replied the customer service executive, “It will release automatically once it has collected two litres.”