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Feb 24, 2006
<b>Have you been to porn centre?</b><br>Now this is an interesting one. The Government’s Media Centre opposite Shimoni Primary School ought to change its name from Media Centre to Porn Centre.
Have you been to porn centre?
Now this is an interesting one. The Government’s Media Centre opposite Shimoni Primary School ought to change its name from Media Centre to Porn Centre.
Reason? There is a certain official, who is high up in the brass and appears to be more interested in surfing hard core porn than carrying out his official media duties.
On Monday at about 2:00pm, foreign journalists including a Nigerian who sought their clearance from the office were treated to heavy amounts of pornography by the Major.
One lady, who saw the official’s voluptuous menu of orgies, complained that the guy did not even have the decency to at least minimise the porn site when she walked into his office. His computer screen was full of unpalatable mosaics and pictures of nude women (not in his opinion though). Boobs, legs, bottoms… what more could the official want? Hmm!
Okee the tyre tycoon
Now we know why Dusman Okee, the erstwhile Monitor scribe and Southern Motor Club president, has been sneaking around all and about the swanky hangouts in town with bazungu hot in tow. Scouts say that Okee, also brother to Gulu LC5 aspirant Norbert Mao, is the man behind the Wheelsafe Liquid Tyre Sealant, a preventative tyre maintenance product from South Africa, which is said to automatically seal off tyre punctures as the car moves. Okee launched the product last week at Petrol Uganda, Port Bell, where it is exclusively sold. From what we hear, if everything goes well, Okee will hit the jackpot on his way up to making the city tycoon list.
Kasulu’s Luzira NGO
Since his release from incarceration, details of Property Masters boss Patrick Kasulu’s prison exploits have been slowly trickling in.
Scouts reveal that Kasulu, whose wanton expenditure was well documented before he was thrown into prison, lost none of that generosity in jail. Apparently, there was a big celebration among Luzira Maximum Prison inmates when Justice Caroline Ouma Okello denied him bail in September 2005.
For the same reason, the same inmates were so grief-stricken at his departure. Word on the vine has it that Kasulu, who dragged his financial muscle to jail, had taken it upon himself to ‘improve’ his fellow inmates’ lives. Kasulu, we hear, helped them fight deadly hair lice by buying them jerrycans of liquid soap and hot water to wash their heads.
He also availed them with sugar to sweeten their unsavoury porridge, reams of paper, newspapers and other essentials. The letter Kasulu published in a local paper in June last year also helped create change. The prison hospital was equipped with medicine. He probably got so good at this goodwill business, sources tell me he is contemplating starting up an NGO to assist prisoners as soon as he steers clear of his current mess.
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Now this is an interesting one. The Government’s Media Centre opposite Shimoni Primary School ought to change its name from Media Centre to Porn Centre.
Reason? There is a certain official, who is high up in the brass and appears to be more interested in surfing hard core porn than carrying out his official media duties.
On Monday at about 2:00pm, foreign journalists including a Nigerian who sought their clearance from the office were treated to heavy amounts of pornography by the Major.
One lady, who saw the official’s voluptuous menu of orgies, complained that the guy did not even have the decency to at least minimise the porn site when she walked into his office. His computer screen was full of unpalatable mosaics and pictures of nude women (not in his opinion though). Boobs, legs, bottoms… what more could the official want? Hmm!
Okee the tyre tycoon
Now we know why Dusman Okee, the erstwhile Monitor scribe and Southern Motor Club president, has been sneaking around all and about the swanky hangouts in town with bazungu hot in tow. Scouts say that Okee, also brother to Gulu LC5 aspirant Norbert Mao, is the man behind the Wheelsafe Liquid Tyre Sealant, a preventative tyre maintenance product from South Africa, which is said to automatically seal off tyre punctures as the car moves. Okee launched the product last week at Petrol Uganda, Port Bell, where it is exclusively sold. From what we hear, if everything goes well, Okee will hit the jackpot on his way up to making the city tycoon list.
Kasulu’s Luzira NGO
Since his release from incarceration, details of Property Masters boss Patrick Kasulu’s prison exploits have been slowly trickling in.
Scouts reveal that Kasulu, whose wanton expenditure was well documented before he was thrown into prison, lost none of that generosity in jail. Apparently, there was a big celebration among Luzira Maximum Prison inmates when Justice Caroline Ouma Okello denied him bail in September 2005.
For the same reason, the same inmates were so grief-stricken at his departure. Word on the vine has it that Kasulu, who dragged his financial muscle to jail, had taken it upon himself to ‘improve’ his fellow inmates’ lives. Kasulu, we hear, helped them fight deadly hair lice by buying them jerrycans of liquid soap and hot water to wash their heads.
He also availed them with sugar to sweeten their unsavoury porridge, reams of paper, newspapers and other essentials. The letter Kasulu published in a local paper in June last year also helped create change. The prison hospital was equipped with medicine. He probably got so good at this goodwill business, sources tell me he is contemplating starting up an NGO to assist prisoners as soon as he steers clear of his current mess.
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