Saggy to dress Makerere girls
Oct 19, 2004
I am the happiest person as I write this. I have always prayed for this and finally I have got it (There is a Jesus somewhere!). Eh, eh it has taken this long but Prof. Livingstone Luboobi and cronies have finally got their act together. A dress code for Makerere University students.
HARRY SAGARA
I am the happiest person as I write this. I have always prayed for this and finally I have got it (There is a Jesus somewhere!). Eh, eh it has taken this long but Prof. Livingstone Luboobi and cronies have finally got their act together. A dress code for Makerere University students.
Eh banange… these chaps (especially the girls) were painting the city red in their below- standard attire. I even don’t know what Luboobi is doing in the mathematics department, he would do some kyeyo in a fashion consultancy. For this move alone, I think he deserves a Nobel Prize!
I have been in the business of dating campus chicks for the last six years and I get pissed off, for example, when you take one of the babes out with the intention of eventually taking her down, she turns up wearing jean trousers!
You all know that in 1997, a judge in the Italian Supreme Court ruled that you can never have a chow if a bird is wearing jeans. This judge (Gucci, Giorgio Amani, Denim etc hails from Italy) told us clearly that jeans on a nubile lass body cannot be easily removed and this brings me to my point. What are these campus chics doing wearing jeans? We need something that can be easily removed! We need a dress code, period!
The girls are just too overdressed to guarantee a spending blitz; this translates to less fuel spent to take her out, less beers/whiskies e.t.c consumed and less tax returns to the national coffers! When she comes to me dressed in jeans, I begin imagining the hustle I shall go through getting those jeans off, so what I do is put off the date and then get someone else with a better dress sense. I particularly like the way Priscilla Ray was dressed at this year’s goat race.
We are sick and tired of girls coming to the lecture room wearing a maxi (skirts that stop at the ankles) and when a lecturer tries to maximise on her maxi, she refuses and the next thing there are more retakes for her at the end of the semester!
Hey, do no get carried away, I am not a chauvinistic pig. I am only being a man and you know a man, just like a chow, is a man!
We need more skimpy attire at the universities so that lecturers see it all there and then instead of beginning to imagine heaven and when they cannot get there they deliberately fail our young girls. I hereby compel Professors Lugubrious Nsibambi and Luboobi to hire Sylvia Owori to come up with a dress code for Makerere University.
We need to see those girls with Kundi show, there’s also this one where the pants beep you with a little bit of the T-junction (some of you call it a G-string), aya ya ya... that one is too ballsitic! All campus students should also master the art of catwalk because as far as I am concerned, most of them walk like stray dogs! What’s the use of being on campus when you cannot walk ballistically?
Then there are those air-conditioned knickers (the one a certain musician wore on stage in Mbale), I can guarantee a steady supply of these knickers, I only need to get in touch with this musician and we shall be in business.
A dress code for our dear students would be very thoughtful only if it is a code of a dress, thrown on with a pitchfork! As for the boys on campus, you can dress the way you want, I feel nothing!
Prof. Luboobi, please let me know when you intend to introduce this new dress code. I have been pursuing a certificate course in ‘dressing people’ at Tiner School of Beauty and I can volunteer to physically dress up some of these girls. You will not have to pay me, because you simply cannot afford ( how can you when you cannot even pay your lecturers enough). So I shall carry out this pro bono, just tell the Boxers, the Malayas and the Crocodiles to get ready. For the girls in the hostels, do not worry, I am fully in charge.
I am the happiest person as I write this. I have always prayed for this and finally I have got it (There is a Jesus somewhere!). Eh, eh it has taken this long but Prof. Livingstone Luboobi and cronies have finally got their act together. A dress code for Makerere University students.
Eh banange… these chaps (especially the girls) were painting the city red in their below- standard attire. I even don’t know what Luboobi is doing in the mathematics department, he would do some kyeyo in a fashion consultancy. For this move alone, I think he deserves a Nobel Prize!
I have been in the business of dating campus chicks for the last six years and I get pissed off, for example, when you take one of the babes out with the intention of eventually taking her down, she turns up wearing jean trousers!
You all know that in 1997, a judge in the Italian Supreme Court ruled that you can never have a chow if a bird is wearing jeans. This judge (Gucci, Giorgio Amani, Denim etc hails from Italy) told us clearly that jeans on a nubile lass body cannot be easily removed and this brings me to my point. What are these campus chics doing wearing jeans? We need something that can be easily removed! We need a dress code, period!
The girls are just too overdressed to guarantee a spending blitz; this translates to less fuel spent to take her out, less beers/whiskies e.t.c consumed and less tax returns to the national coffers! When she comes to me dressed in jeans, I begin imagining the hustle I shall go through getting those jeans off, so what I do is put off the date and then get someone else with a better dress sense. I particularly like the way Priscilla Ray was dressed at this year’s goat race.
We are sick and tired of girls coming to the lecture room wearing a maxi (skirts that stop at the ankles) and when a lecturer tries to maximise on her maxi, she refuses and the next thing there are more retakes for her at the end of the semester!
Hey, do no get carried away, I am not a chauvinistic pig. I am only being a man and you know a man, just like a chow, is a man!
We need more skimpy attire at the universities so that lecturers see it all there and then instead of beginning to imagine heaven and when they cannot get there they deliberately fail our young girls. I hereby compel Professors Lugubrious Nsibambi and Luboobi to hire Sylvia Owori to come up with a dress code for Makerere University.
We need to see those girls with Kundi show, there’s also this one where the pants beep you with a little bit of the T-junction (some of you call it a G-string), aya ya ya... that one is too ballsitic! All campus students should also master the art of catwalk because as far as I am concerned, most of them walk like stray dogs! What’s the use of being on campus when you cannot walk ballistically?
Then there are those air-conditioned knickers (the one a certain musician wore on stage in Mbale), I can guarantee a steady supply of these knickers, I only need to get in touch with this musician and we shall be in business.
A dress code for our dear students would be very thoughtful only if it is a code of a dress, thrown on with a pitchfork! As for the boys on campus, you can dress the way you want, I feel nothing!
Prof. Luboobi, please let me know when you intend to introduce this new dress code. I have been pursuing a certificate course in ‘dressing people’ at Tiner School of Beauty and I can volunteer to physically dress up some of these girls. You will not have to pay me, because you simply cannot afford ( how can you when you cannot even pay your lecturers enough). So I shall carry out this pro bono, just tell the Boxers, the Malayas and the Crocodiles to get ready. For the girls in the hostels, do not worry, I am fully in charge.