Smart man answers

On Tuesday, a smartly dressed man left Kampalans in a hearty laugh when he answered his phone while easing himself in the public toilets at the constitutional square. What amused people who were also easing themselves, was not answering the call but the message: ‘Halloo, I am in the office...,’’ he answered very loudly for the whole world to hear. Everyone laughed, waiting to see the “officer”. When the man ermeged from the toilet, he was simply too gentle and forbidding to crack jokes with. He wondered why everybody was looking at him, ‘Mwe, ngamuntunulira nga balambuzi!’ (Why are you looking at me like tourists?) After that, he shyly walked off and vanished into the crowd. ends