Gwe TB, I presume the Yamamoto we are talking about is of the shirt maker fame, the Japanese chap who has his factory in Industrial Area? Er. I think you are slightly confused. The Japanese chap you are referring to makes Yamato shirts. We are talking about Tomoko Yamamoto, the Japanese squeeze, who married our former president, Godfrey Binaisa.
Ah, I see. Now these rumblings I have been hearing that both she and Binaisa have split, can you shed some light on them? Yes it is true. Binaisa apparently lost it and asked the babe to leave his Muyenga house.
And he did not even ask her politely. He even had the nerve to call bailiffs to supervise her removal.
When he called in the bailiffs, was it a case similar to firing the house-ee as in you check their belongings just to make sure they have not packed what is not theirs? Did Biniasa think that Yamamoto might pack his silverware or perhaps run away with his Y-fronts underwear? He called in the bailiffs precisely for that — that she did not take what does not belong to her.
However, as to whether Binaisa wears Y-fronts underwear or briefs, that I don’t know.
For all we know, he might not be into wearing underwear and prefers to have his things dangling away.
TB, I don’t think that was called for. Anyway, did Binaisa throw out Yamamoto because she could not cook him beef luwombo and was fed up of eating sweet and sour pork and noodles? Or do you think that because of his age, he was unable to perform his matrimonial duties as one of the newspapers has suggested? I can’t see Yamamoto fumbling around with endagala and slaving away over a hot sigiri just to make luwombo for her man. You have to remember that Yamamoto, though Japanese, has been living in the US for quite a while.
She is therefore used to a state-of-the-art kitchen and would have expected Binaisa’s house to have one. As regards his matrimonial duties, I think he was a performer because sometime back, while speaking to the press, he gave the impression that he gets some every night.
TB, when you say he gets some every night, what exactly is he getting? Don’t go telling me that you have never heard of the phrase getting some. Getting some means TLC, frolicking between the sheets and doing those pleasurable things to each other.
And who knows, being Japanese, Yamamoto must have introduced the Karma Sutra into their sex life.
Binaisa doing the Karma Sutra? Hmm, don’t make me laugh! You never quite told me why Binaisa has thrown Yamamoto out?
Well, he claims it is all to do with religion and land. He goes on to say that she wanted him to give away some of his land to her church, something he did not want to do.
But gwe, couples always fight over land, but they don’t go to the extent of splitting after less than a year of marriage. Did Binaisa register a complaint with the land board? I don’t think that the land board has anything to do with it. But just think about it. If Binaisa, as president of Uganda, could hardly hold the nation together and was kicked out after less than a year in office, what makes you think he can hold on to a squeeze. His marriage like his presidency was a shamble. He did not even last a year with her. Now, he has to sell off his double bed and go back to the cold lonely nights!
